Keep your freaking flight mask ON,

because Wing Commander is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Space Kittens.

SPACE BULLDOZER.

Final Thought:

“Oh, come on, Scooby Doo wasn’t that bad…”

COMING SOON!

We keep the pain train rolling full steam when Angel, George and I tackle

Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God.

Lay off the Irish jokes, because Gorgo is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Irish Godzilla.

Steven Seagal!?! (Not really.)

Military Stock Footage.

Greasers greeting a Flaming Doom.

The Vengeful Ghost of the Big Month of Mark rears its ugly head, and

The Base is the Greatest Movie EVER!

No show notes. No DVD. Sorry.

Break out your Ray-Bans, because They Live is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Best Buds 4EVER.

Working out Your Differences Like Civilized Gentlemen.

I don’t care what Sean says, Meg Foster’s eyes are intoxicating.

Modern Living.

The Best Ending In Hollywood Cinema History.

Don’t mess with Kenshiro, because

Fist of the North Star is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Gary Daniels and his Singular Facial Expression.

The late Chris Penn in one of his Greatest Performances.

Future Thugs. Notice that Clint Howard WEARS NO MAKE-UP.

THE GLOW.

HOLY ZOMBIE MALCOM MCDOWELL!

This movie largely lacks:

Exploding Heads.

Strap on your Rollerblades, because

Hackers is the Greatest Movie EVER!

No show notes. I seem to have misplaced the DVD.

Since we’re still recovering from JACON 2008 and need to get some recording done before we continue with the Big Month of Mark Dacascos, here is my convention report for the spectacular Anime Weekend Atlanta 2007, held at the Renaissance Waverly in Atlanta, Georgia last September 21 - 23.

CLICK HERE to download it.

SACRED ARTIFACTS:

These are a few souvenirs from my convention going experience.

• A is my regular admittance badge, which I bought when I thought I wasn’t getting a press badge.
• B is my press badge. Notice my hand-written authority.
• C is an invite for Carl Horn’s illustrious room party, themed in celebration of the 20th anniversary of Royal Space Force.
• D is an invite for Desloktoberfest, an equally illustrious room party, themed after LOLBlazers.
• E is Tim Eldred’s business card. The private info has been removed to protect the innocent.
• F is my business card. The private info is intact except for my phone number, because I don’t want the Internet prank-yanking me.

CON-RELATED ACTIVITIES:

Below are a series of links relating to my con-experience.

• Ninja Consultants Show #54: In which we hijack the AWO panel. Mwa ha ha.
• Anime World Order’s Anime Weekend Atlanta 2007 Con Report.
• Anime World Order Show # 64 A and B. Two part interview w / Rob Fenelon and Walter Amos.
• Anime World Order’s Interview with Helen McCarthy. (That’s my mixer.)
• Anime World Order’s Interview with Noboru Ishiguro. (Also my mixer.)
• OtakuUSA Magazine. The February 2008 issue features Tim Eldred’s interview w / Mr. Ishiguro.
• Tim Eldred’s Home Page. Buy Grease Monkey!
• Anime Weekend Atlanta’s Homepage.

CLOSING THOUGHT:

Anime Weekend Atlanta: Umetsu-tested, Gooberzilla-approved.

Don’t have a Descartian existential crisis,

because Ghost in the Shell is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Naked Bungee Jumping.

Basset Hounds.

Batou, probably my favorite character in cinema. (Besides Tank Girl.)

Kusanagi MOE-toko. OMGLOLZ.

Happy Mother’s Day to all you M.O.M.s out there,

and congratulations to FuzzyPrint

for winning the Make M.O.M. watch Ghost in the Shell Contest!

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Abobo can’t drive, and Double Dragon is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Awesome Hair.

AWESOME HAIR.

Fuzzy Memories.

ERRATA:

I got Michael Berryman’s name wrong. Sorry, Michael!

COMING SOON!

The Month of Mark Dacascos gets preempted for a very special Mother’s Day.

This is perhaps the Greatest Movie Poster EVER made,

and Blind Fury is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Highly Addictive Toilet Cleaner.

Crying Freemen?

“Tex” Cobb, a King among Henchmen.

Haute Cuisine.

“This is how blind people say hello…”

COMING SOON!

I smell a theme month…