Don’t mess with Kenshiro, because
Fist of the North Star is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Gary Daniels and his Singular Facial Expression.
The late Chris Penn in one of his Greatest Performances.
Future Thugs. Notice that Clint Howard WEARS NO MAKE-UP.
THE GLOW.
HOLY ZOMBIE MALCOM MCDOWELL!
This movie largely lacks:
Exploding Heads.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 9 so far )Anderson thinks it’s Alice uber allis, and
Resident Evil: Extinction is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER.
This movie contains:
Mary Sue…er, I mean ‘Alice’.
“Hey, where’d my character go?”
Zombies. They HATE chain-link fences.
CROWS. (peck peck peck peck peck peck peck)
Severe Food Allergies. Oh, wait, that’s a Tyrant.
Piles and Piles of Dead Alice Clones.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 14 so far )Don’t inhale the Voodoo Powder, because
The Serpent and the Rainbow is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
This film contains:
Bill Pullman on Voodoo Drugs.
Friendly Corpses.
TORTURE!
JAGUAR IS WATCHING YOU.
Zakes Mokae, a Nice Man with Happy Feelings, All of the Time.
COMING SOON!
All John Rambo wanted was a cup of coffee…
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 15 so far )Grab your zombie-bashing stick, because
House of the Dead is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
Show Notes to follow. Sleep now.
Despite the protests of some sissy zombie-haters,
Slither is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
The rules of Alien Diplomacy.
Tender Alien Romance.
Heroics.
Friendly Zombies.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 13 so far )We’re (un)dead serious when we say that Resident Evil: Apocalypse is the Worst Movie EVER. I guess our chief criticism is the movie tries to be like the game, and it fails. This wouldn’t be as much of a problem if the game wasn’t so silly in the first place…
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