Zardoz

Time-Traveling, Alien, Virtual-Reality, Alternative-Dimensional Scotsmen

Posted on May 29, 2007. Filed under: Fantasy, Sci Fi, Worst Movie EVER, Zardoz |

Despite my inexplicable affection for the theatrical cut,
Highlander II: The Quickening (Renegade Version) is
the Worst Movie EVER!
This movie contains:

BIIIIIIIIIIRD-MAN!

Once again, BIIIIIIIIIIRD MAN!

Michael Ironside’s one facial expression.

Michael Ironside’s other facial expression.
This movie also contains:

“RAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEZ!”
This movie does not contain:

The Ozone Layer.

Deep, Deep Symbolism.

Posted on September 19, 2006. Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Sci Fi, Zardoz |

Zardoz is the Greatest Movie EVER. Or possibly the Worst. It’s the cinematic equivalent of being hit in the brain with a slice of lemon wrapped in a solid gold brick.
 
4 Minutes, 0 Seconds In:

ZARDOZ!
 
12 Minutes, 22 Seconds - 13 Minutes, 55 Seconds In:

Gooberzilla calls shenanigans on Hideaki Anno.
 
14 Minutes, 3 Seconds In:

He [...]