Keep your freaking flight mask ON,
because Wing Commander is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Space Kittens.
SPACE BULLDOZER.
Final Thought:
“Oh, come on, Scooby Doo wasn’t that bad…”
COMING SOON!
We keep the pain train rolling full steam when Angel, George and I tackle
Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God.
Lay off the Irish jokes, because Gorgo is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Irish Godzilla.
Steven Seagal!?! (Not really.)
Military Stock Footage.
Greasers greeting a Flaming Doom.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 7 so far )Break out your Ray-Bans, because They Live is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Best Buds 4EVER.
Working out Your Differences Like Civilized Gentlemen.
I don’t care what Sean says, Meg Foster’s eyes are intoxicating.
Modern Living.
The Best Ending In Hollywood Cinema History.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 9 so far )Don’t mess with Kenshiro, because
Fist of the North Star is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Gary Daniels and his Singular Facial Expression.
The late Chris Penn in one of his Greatest Performances.
Future Thugs. Notice that Clint Howard WEARS NO MAKE-UP.
THE GLOW.
HOLY ZOMBIE MALCOM MCDOWELL!
This movie largely lacks:
Exploding Heads.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 9 so far )Strap on your Rollerblades, because
Hackers is the Greatest Movie EVER!
No show notes. I seem to have misplaced the DVD.
Don’t have a Descartian existential crisis,
because Ghost in the Shell is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Naked Bungee Jumping.
Basset Hounds.
Batou, probably my favorite character in cinema. (Besides Tank Girl.)
Kusanagi MOE-toko. OMGLOLZ.
Happy Mother’s Day to all you M.O.M.s out there,
and congratulations to FuzzyPrint
for winning the Make M.O.M. watch Ghost in the Shell [...]
Anderson thinks it’s Alice uber allis, and
Resident Evil: Extinction is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER.
This movie contains:
Mary Sue…er, I mean ‘Alice’.
“Hey, where’d my character go?”
Zombies. They HATE chain-link fences.
CROWS. (peck peck peck peck peck peck peck)
Severe Food Allergies. Oh, wait, that’s a Tyrant.
Piles and Piles of Dead Alice Clones.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 14 so far )Disconnect your Bluetooth Headsets, because
Appleseed: Ex Machina is the Greatest Movie EVER!
BONUS CONTENT: Dave’s Adventures in Space! (Podcast Outtakes.)
Thanks go out to Digitalguardian for the following screen-caps, since my copy of the movie is on Blu-Ray.
This movie contains:
The Scourge of All Humanity.
Unlikely Competition.
Deunan’s Hobo Suit.
COMING SOON!
“Isn’t dual-wielding kukris a bit over-kill?”
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 13 so far )Hold onto your NASA hats, because
Flight of the Navigator is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Space-faring Bicycle Helmets.
Alien Weirdos.
Precocious Children.
Dr. Johnny Fever.
Sarah Jessica Parker. We think she’s cute here, darn it!
COMING SOON!
It’s a Fast Karate RealDoll Convention! WA-CHA!
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 16 so far )Kiss your Neutonian physics good-bye, because
The Black Hole is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Maximillian, the Scariest Robot EVER.
Mad Scientists.
The baked potato mind laser scene, which we completely failed to talk about…
The toughest garbage disposal units in the galaxy.
Ambiguous Endings.
COMING SOON!
“I hope that zombie doesn’t try to lick my face…”
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