Anderson thinks it’s Alice uber allis, and
Resident Evil: Extinction is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER.
This movie contains:
Mary Sue…er, I mean ‘Alice’.
“Hey, where’d my character go?”
Zombies. They HATE chain-link fences.
CROWS. (peck peck peck peck peck peck peck)
Severe Food Allergies. Oh, wait, that’s a Tyrant.
Piles and Piles of Dead Alice Clones.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 14 so far )Don’t shoot the fat kid, because Soldier is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
John Waters, Space Commando?
Mild Eye Trauma.
Gary Busey, a nice man with happy feelings all of the time.
KURT “MADE YOU BLINK” RUSSELL.
COMING SOON!
An unofficial bonus episode, because you requested it…
DON’T SAY I NEVER DID NOTHIN’ FOR YA!
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The Big Week of (Philip K.) Dick commences October1,
but in the meantime Dead or Alive is the Worst (Meh-est?) Movie EVER!
NOTE: If the show sounds a little static-filled this time around, it’s because I forgot to recalibrate my mixer after lending it to Daryl Surat during Anime Weekend Atlanta. I’ve fixed [...]
Mortal Kombat is the Greatest Movie EVER. Go out and buy a copy. Heck, buy two: one for you, and one for your Sweet Baboo.
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Yeah, he looks like a Chinese god to me…
7 Minutes, 15 Seconds In:
Am I hot?
Or not?
14 Minutes, 47 Seconds In:
Tom Dickens, Ravager of Souls!
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We’re (un)dead serious when we say that Resident Evil: Apocalypse is the Worst Movie EVER. I guess our chief criticism is the movie tries to be like the game, and it fails. This wouldn’t be as much of a problem if the game wasn’t so silly in the first place…
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Podcast. Reviewed Alien vs. Predator. Barely survived the experience.
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