Ninjas

Big Month of Mark - Double Dragon

Posted on May 8, 2008. Filed under: Dragons, Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Kung Fu, Ninjas, Video Game Movies | Tags: Alyssa Milano, Double Dragon, Kung Fu, Mark Dacascos, Michael Berryman, Nintendo Entertainment System, Robert Patrick, Scott Wolf, Video Game Movies |

Abobo can’t drive, and Double Dragon is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:

Awesome Hair.

AWESOME HAIR.

Fuzzy Memories.
ERRATA:
I got Michael Berryman’s name wrong. Sorry, Michael!
COMING SOON!

The Month of Mark Dacascos gets preempted for a very special Mother’s Day.

Dream of a Blind Ninja (Not Zatoichi)

Posted on May 1, 2008. Filed under: Comedy, Drama, Greatest Movie EVER, Ninjas | Tags: Blind Fury, Iaijustu, Nick Cassavetes, Philip Noyce, Rutger Hauer, Sho Kosugi, Terry O'Quinn, Tex Cobb, Zatoichi |

This is perhaps the Greatest Movie Poster EVER made,
and Blind Fury is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:

Highly Addictive Toilet Cleaner.

Crying Freemen?

“Tex” Cobb, a King among Henchmen.

Haute Cuisine.

“This is how blind people say hello…”
COMING SOON!

I smell a theme month…

“They Kick High.”

Posted on September 30, 2007. Filed under: Kung Fu, Ninjas, Paul W.S. Anderson, Video Game Movies, Worst Movie EVER |

The Big Week of (Philip K.) Dick commences October1,
but in the meantime Dead or Alive is the Worst (Meh-est?) Movie EVER!
NOTE: If the show sounds a little static-filled this time around, it’s because I forgot to recalibrate my mixer after lending it to Daryl Surat during Anime Weekend Atlanta. I’ve fixed [...]

Kumite, Kumite, Kumite.

Posted on June 8, 2007. Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Kung Fu, Ninjas |

Despite it’s disturbingly high percentage of splits,
Bloodsport is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:

Charades.

Jean Claude, Master Thespian!

Bolo Yeung and his Pectorals.
This podcast contains:
Mentos. (The Freshmaker)
This podcast does not contain:

Dave Riley. (Sorry, Dave!)

Cossack Ninjas Conquer Comedic Khans?

Posted on May 20, 2007. Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Kung Fu, Ninjas |

Conveniently placed pommel-horses aside, Gymkata is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:

Cossack Ninjas.

Psycho Girlfriends.

Rigorous Training Regimes.

Mel Brooks Impersonators?
This movie does not contain:

Facial Expressions.

Expectations Destroyed.

Posted on March 29, 2007. Filed under: Dragons, Kung Fu, Ninjas, Video Game Movies, Worst Movie EVER |

Destroy all expectations, because Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is the Worst Movie EVER!
 This film contains:

Villains with Choice Hats.

Ninjas. (Suddenly, hundreds of them.)

Red Hot Undead Mamas.

Touching Drama!

Kung Fu-wielding Dragons.
 And speaking of Dragons…
COMING SOON!

Somebody call Stromnir!

Obligatory ‘Bad Dudes’ Reference.

Posted on March 16, 2007. Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Ice Cube, Ninjas |

April 1st comes early, and XXX: State of the Union is the Greatest Movie EVER.
This film contains:

Ice Cube…

…Master of Disguise!
Also featuring:

Tanks!

Lots and Lots of Explosions.
NOTE:

Riddick not appearing in this Episode.

Test Your Might.

Posted on December 29, 2006. Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Kung Fu, Ninjas, Paul W.S. Anderson, Video Game Movies |

Mortal Kombat is the Greatest Movie EVER. Go out and buy a copy. Heck, buy two: one for you, and one for your Sweet Baboo.
 
5 Minutes, 0 Seconds In:

Yeah, he looks like a Chinese god to me…
 
7 Minutes, 15 Seconds In:

Am I hot?

Or not?
 
14 Minutes, 47 Seconds In:

Tom Dickens, Ravager of Souls!
 
19 Minutes, [...]

Patriotism!

Posted on July 4, 2006. Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Ninjas |

Today, we celebrate our Independence with a Patriotic Podcast, in which Mom and I review American Ninja. Enjoy.