John Carpenter

OBEY.

Posted on June 12, 2008. Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, John Carpenter, Sci Fi | Tags: Aliens, Class War, Dystopia, Invasion, John Carpenter, Keith David, Propaganda, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Science Fiction, Social Commentary |

Break out your Ray-Bans, because They Live is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:

Best Buds 4EVER.

Working out Your Differences Like Civilized Gentlemen.

I don’t care what Sean says, Meg Foster’s eyes are intoxicating.

Modern Living.

The Best Ending In Hollywood Cinema History.

Mom is Totally Fired.

Posted on November 19, 2006. Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, John Carpenter, Sci Fi |

Escape from LA is the Greatest Movie EVER, much to the chagrin of Dave and Joel over at Fast Karate for the Gentlemen.
 
2 Minutes, 4 Seconds In:

The name I was looking for here was “Lee Van Cleef”.
 
3 Minutes, 16 Seconds In:

Cuervo Jones, the villain of this picture. He’s into love and peace.
 
15 Minutes, 21 [...]

Angry Alien Ghosts, American Idol, and Alice Cooper

Posted on August 25, 2006. Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Ice Cube, John Carpenter, Sci Fi |

Ghosts of Mars is the Greatest Movie EVER! And don’t let any Closet Dino-sympathizers tell you differently. (^_~)
 
3 Minutes, 37 Seconds In:
Ice Cube, Master thespian! Witness his staggering range of emotions:
Angry.
 
Miffed.
 
Irritated.
 
11 Minutes, 41 Seconds In:

Natasha Henstridge at her finest.
 
14 Minutes, 30 Seconds In:

Big Daddy Manson — er, I mean, “Mars”.
 

Big Daddy Mars [...]