Ice Cube

Obligatory ‘Bad Dudes’ Reference.

Posted on March 16, 2007. Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Ice Cube, Ninjas |

April 1st comes early, and XXX: State of the Union is the Greatest Movie EVER.
This film contains:

Ice Cube…

…Master of Disguise!
Also featuring:

Tanks!

Lots and Lots of Explosions.
NOTE:

Riddick not appearing in this Episode.

Return of the Black Hole of Awesomeness.

Posted on March 3, 2007. Filed under: Drama, Greatest Movie EVER, Ice Cube |

Despite the fact that Mom picked it out, Trespass is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This film is all about:

Bill Paxton!

Ice T!

And Ice Cube, yo!

(Also featuring Tom “Tiny” Lister.)

Robert Van Winkle not appearing in this episode.

snakes…Snakes…SNAAAAAAAKES!!!

Posted on December 17, 2006. Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Ice Cube |

 
Anaconda is the Greatest Movie EVER (involving a Giant Snake).
 
0 Minutes, 36 Seconds In ~ 5 Minutes, 23 Seconds In:

It’s mail-call, yo.
 
8 Minutes, 0 Seconds In:

J-Lo. She’s TPBSM. (Too Pretty to Be a Scientist.)
 
9 Minutes, 0 Seconds In:

Jon Voight, the Star of this Picture?
 
11 Minutes, 25 Seconds In:

“I am sooooooooo relaxed.”
 
13 Minutes, 28 Seconds [...]

Angry Alien Ghosts, American Idol, and Alice Cooper

Posted on August 25, 2006. Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Ice Cube, John Carpenter, Sci Fi |

Ghosts of Mars is the Greatest Movie EVER! And don’t let any Closet Dino-sympathizers tell you differently. (^_~)
 
3 Minutes, 37 Seconds In:
Ice Cube, Master thespian! Witness his staggering range of emotions:
Angry.
 
Miffed.
 
Irritated.
 
11 Minutes, 41 Seconds In:

Natasha Henstridge at her finest.
 
14 Minutes, 30 Seconds In:

Big Daddy Manson — er, I mean, “Mars”.
 

Big Daddy Mars [...]