Abobo can’t drive, and Double Dragon is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Awesome Hair.
AWESOME HAIR.
Fuzzy Memories.
ERRATA:
I got Michael Berryman’s name wrong. Sorry, Michael!
COMING SOON!
The Month of Mark Dacascos gets preempted for a very special Mother’s Day.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 8 so far )Don’t inhale the Voodoo Powder, because
The Serpent and the Rainbow is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
This film contains:
Bill Pullman on Voodoo Drugs.
Friendly Corpses.
TORTURE!
JAGUAR IS WATCHING YOU.
Zakes Mokae, a Nice Man with Happy Feelings, All of the Time.
COMING SOON!
All John Rambo wanted was a cup of coffee…
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 15 so far )Get ready for the Royal Reptile Rumble, because
D-WAR is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
This movie contains (images swiped from M-TV.com via Google Image Search):
Good Imoogi?
Bad Imoogi?
DRAGON ROCKETS.
COMING SOON!
“Who ordered the Laser Keg?”
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 9 so far ) Have a squishy Yuletide season, because
Demon Knight is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
BILLY ZANE.
BILLY ZANE.
BILLY ZANE.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Enlist the aid of the Greek pantheon, because
Clash of the Titans is the Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
MIND LASERS!
Horrendous Eighties Hair.
Horrifying Mechanical Abominations from the Stygian Pits of Gehenna.
Misappropriated Norwegian Monsters.
Did I mention Horrendous Hair?
What’s COMING SOON?
@#$%ing False Advertising, That’s What!
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 10 so far )Astonishingly mediocre, The Black Cauldron may just be
The Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Generic Heroes.
The Frog / Cleavage Scene.
SATAN.
COMING SOON!
“Optimus, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 13 so far )Strap on your scabbards, adventurers, because
Mazes and Monsters is the Greastest (Worst?) Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Helpful Skeletons. (”Beware the Sacrilege!” 
Crazy people.
Stupid Hats.
FINAL THOUGHT!
I hope that dragon fails its Saving Throw vs Doritos…
COMING SOON!
We’re going to keep this Satanic Death bus a-rollin’
when Chad “Winter” Clayton returns to take a stab at
The Black Cauldron.
Although the blood-feud between Katherine and Mom continues,
Ghost Rider is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Matt Long as Young Johnny.
“The Cage” as Fully Grown Johnny.
OMG THEY COULD BE TWINS!
This movie also contains:
Sideburn sporting Emo Devil-babies.
Nicholas Cage, Master Thespian!
COMING SOON!
Obey the Fist.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 9 so far )Imitation, or Inspiration? Regardless, The Super Inframan is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Hong Kong Legend, Danny Lee!
Space Vixens.
Space Vixens.
MIND BULLETS!
Thunderball Fists.
COMING SOON!
Hey, who rattled your Cage?
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 16 so far )All joking aside, Pan’s Labyrinth is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie includes:
Exploding Giant Toads.
Fauns and other fairy woodland creatures.
Peer pressure.
Ofelia: “This’ll make me cool, right?”
Pan: “Yeah, baby, the first one’s free.”
PEEK-A-BOO!
CLOSING THOUGHT!
Okay, that’s enough darkness and depression for a while.
After all…
Guillermo just wants to make you smile.
COMING SOON!
Why is Frank Dux so upset? [...]
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