Commando 2.0
The Vengeful Ghost of the Big Month of Mark rears its ugly head, and
The Base is the Greatest Movie EVER!
No show notes. No DVD. Sorry.
Drama
Mike Moves His Car.
Don’t mess with Kenshiro, because
Fist of the North Star is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Gary Daniels and his Singular Facial Expression.
The late Chris Penn in one of his Greatest Performances.
Future Thugs. Notice that Clint Howard WEARS NO MAKE-UP.
THE GLOW.
HOLY ZOMBIE MALCOM MCDOWELL!
This movie largely lacks:
Exploding Heads.
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Strap on your Rollerblades, because
Hackers is the Greatest Movie EVER!
No show notes. I seem to have misplaced the DVD.
Dream of a Blind Ninja (Not Zatoichi)
This is perhaps the Greatest Movie Poster EVER made,
and Blind Fury is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Highly Addictive Toilet Cleaner.
Crying Freemen?
“Tex” Cobb, a King among Henchmen.
Haute Cuisine.
“This is how blind people say hello…”
COMING SOON!
I smell a theme month…
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Hold onto your NASA hats, because
Flight of the Navigator is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Space-faring Bicycle Helmets.
Alien Weirdos.
Precocious Children.
Dr. Johnny Fever.
Sarah Jessica Parker. We think she’s cute here, darn it!
COMING SOON!
It’s a Fast Karate RealDoll Convention! WA-CHA!
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Strap on your combat boots, because First Blood is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Sorry, no show notes this time.
I can’t make screen-caps off of Blu-Ray DVDs
that I watch on my SUPER SEXY PS3!
COMING SOON!
Okay, kiddies, you have three options.
Do you want me to upload Resident Evil: Extinction, Flight of the Navigator, or Appleseed: Ex Machina next? [...]
Barack Imoogi?
Get ready for the Royal Reptile Rumble, because
D-WAR is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
This movie contains (images swiped from M-TV.com via Google Image Search):
Good Imoogi?
Bad Imoogi?
DRAGON ROCKETS.
COMING SOON!
“Who ordered the Laser Keg?”
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 9 so far )The Most Dangerous Month - Deliverance
Mind your merit badges, because Deliverance is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Handsome Young Men, Smoking Pipes.
Banjo Wielding Freaks.
“This is the worst Boy Scout canoe retreat EVER.”
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
COMING SOON!
The exciting conclusion to Hunt You Like an Animal: The Most Dangerous Month.
What could possibly top all the films we’ve already covered?
OH SNAP!
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Don’t touch that high-speed Internet connection to the streaming death show,
because The Condemned is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Blonde Eye Candy.
Interior Decorators.
Crazy Asian Guys.
Vinnie “Evil McEvilstein” Jones.
COMING SOON!
Hunt You Like an Animal: The Most Dangerous Month
continues with perhaps the worst canoe-camping trip EVER…
The Most Dangerous Month - Surviving the Game
Beware of priests bearing gifts, because Surviving the Game is the Greatest Movie EVER!
No Screen-caps this time. I’m super tired.
But as a measure of compensation…
COMING SOON!
“Because Stone Cold Said So!”
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