Abobo can’t drive, and Double Dragon is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Awesome Hair.
AWESOME HAIR.
Fuzzy Memories.
ERRATA:
I got Michael Berryman’s name wrong. Sorry, Michael!
COMING SOON!
The Month of Mark Dacascos gets preempted for a very special Mother’s Day.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 8 so far )Get ready for the Royal Reptile Rumble, because
D-WAR is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
This movie contains (images swiped from M-TV.com via Google Image Search):
Good Imoogi?
Bad Imoogi?
DRAGON ROCKETS.
COMING SOON!
“Who ordered the Laser Keg?”
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 9 so far )Leaping Lizards! Godzilla vs Megalon is the Greatest Movie EVER!
(This episode features Mike Dent of r5-Central.)
This movie contains:
Awesome toys.
SPACE COCKROACHES!
Two guys and a robot.
The Moment You’ve All Been Waiting For.
COMING SOON!
+ = A Weapon of Last Resort
Astonishingly mediocre, The Black Cauldron may just be
The Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Generic Heroes.
The Frog / Cleavage Scene.
SATAN.
COMING SOON!
“Optimus, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 13 so far )Strap on your scabbards, adventurers, because
Mazes and Monsters is the Greastest (Worst?) Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Helpful Skeletons. (”Beware the Sacrilege!” 
Crazy people.
Stupid Hats.
FINAL THOUGHT!
I hope that dragon fails its Saving Throw vs Doritos…
COMING SOON!
We’re going to keep this Satanic Death bus a-rollin’
when Chad “Winter” Clayton returns to take a stab at
The Black Cauldron.
Imitation, or Inspiration? Regardless, The Super Inframan is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Hong Kong Legend, Danny Lee!
Space Vixens.
Space Vixens.
MIND BULLETS!
Thunderball Fists.
COMING SOON!
Hey, who rattled your Cage?
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 16 so far )April Fool’s is over, and Dragonslayer is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This film contains:
Wizard Hats.
Weird Beards.
Unlikely Heroes.
Fire-breathing in Stereo.
COMING SOON!
GUNHED, standing mode!
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 5 so far )Destroy all expectations, because Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is the Worst Movie EVER!
This film contains:
Villains with Choice Hats.
Ninjas. (Suddenly, hundreds of them.)
Red Hot Undead Mamas.
Touching Drama!
Kung Fu-wielding Dragons.
And speaking of Dragons…
COMING SOON!
Somebody call Stromnir!
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 6 so far )Despite the fact that you could defeat the bad guys with a large can of Raid(TM),
Godzilla vs Gigan is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie features:
Gigan!
(In retrospect, it probably was a poor choice of words
to describe Gigan using the phrase “chicken-head”.)
Anguirus!
We root for the under-dog!
Also featuring:
Corn-wielding Hippies!
Space Roaches!
And of, course…
The Showa [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 14 so far )Dungeons & Dragons is the Worst Movie EVER. (Although the `80s cartoon was pretty cool.)
2 Minutes, 49 Seconds In:
Sure, she’s hot and the steel bustier is downright sexy, but what self-respecting elf would wield a crossbow!?!
6 Minutes, 15 Seconds In:
Ridley Freeborn shops at Toys-R-Us.
6 Minutes, 33 Seconds In:
WTF?
13 Minutes, 28 Seconds In:
Clear evidence that [...]
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