Dinosaurs

Eeeper’s Going to Kill Me.

Posted on June 26, 2008. Filed under: Dinosaurs, Godzilla, Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Sci Fi | Tags: Bill Travers, Dinosaurs, Giant Monsters, Gorgo, Ireland, London, William Sylvester |

Lay off the Irish jokes, because Gorgo is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:

Irish Godzilla.

Steven Seagal!?! (Not really.)

Military Stock Footage.

Greasers greeting a Flaming Doom.

Barack Imoogi?

Posted on March 8, 2008. Filed under: Dinosaurs, Dragons, Drama, Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Kung Fu | Tags: Asian Films, Bolco, D-WAR, Dawdler, Dragon Wars, Dragons, Hyung-rae Shim, Imoogi, Korean Mythology, Robert Forster, South Korean Cinema |

Get ready for the Royal Reptile Rumble, because
D-WAR is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
This movie contains (images swiped from M-TV.com via Google Image Search):

Good Imoogi?

Bad Imoogi?

DRAGON ROCKETS.
COMING SOON!

“Who ordered the Laser Keg?”

Where’s the Love?

Posted on December 6, 2007. Filed under: Dinosaurs, Dragons, Godzilla, Greatest Movie EVER, Robots, Sci Fi |

Leaping Lizards! Godzilla vs Megalon is the Greatest Movie EVER!
(This episode features Mike Dent of r5-Central.)
This movie contains:

Awesome toys.

SPACE COCKROACHES!

Two guys and a robot.
The Moment You’ve All Been Waiting For.
COMING SOON!
+ = A Weapon of Last Resort

Hornswoggled!?!

Posted on November 30, 2007. Filed under: Comedy, Dinosaurs, Drama, Horror, Worst Movie EVER |

Watch out for the naughty tentacles, because
The Host is the Worst Movie EVER!
This film contains:

Motiveless Villainy.

Dedicated Civil Servants Protecting the Public…kinda…

Idiots.

Oh yeah, there’s a Monster in here, somewhere.
CLOSING THOUGHT!
What watching this movie feels like:

TORTURE!
COMING SOON!
If only there were something that could wash
the awful taste of this pitiful excuse
for a Monster Movie out of my [...]

Karate Hippies vs Space Roaches

Posted on March 10, 2007. Filed under: Dinosaurs, Dragons, Godzilla, Greatest Movie EVER, Sci Fi |

Despite the fact that you could defeat the bad guys with a large can of Raid(TM),
Godzilla vs Gigan is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie features:
Gigan!

(In retrospect, it probably was a poor choice of words
to describe Gigan using the phrase “chicken-head”.)
Anguirus!

We root for the under-dog!
Also featuring:

Corn-wielding Hippies!

Space Roaches!
And of, course…

The Showa [...]

More Dino Propaganda - Dino Catering!

Posted on January 11, 2007. Filed under: Dinosaurs, Horror, Sci Fi, Worst Movie EVER |

 
Despite its mad, l33t catering skillz, A Sound of Thunder is the Worst Movie EVER.
 
2 Minutes, 5 Seconds In:

Sir Ben Kingsley in a truly horrendous wig. Note also the champagne fountain.
 
9 Minutes, 0 Seconds In:

BABOONASAURUSES! BA-BOON-A-SAURUSES!
 
10 Minutes, 45 Seconds In:

A city-scape scene in A Sound of Thunder. Note how obviously blue-screened the [...]

Dino Propaganda - Koopas Ridin’ Dirty

Posted on January 7, 2007. Filed under: Dinosaurs, Greatest Movie EVER, Video Game Movies |

Well, it doesn’t really involve time travel, but it does have alternate dimensions. And that’s why Super Mario Brothers is the Greatest Movie EVER.
 
9 Minutes, 29 Seconds In:

Dennis Hopper as Koopa. That’s his real tongue.
 
10 Minutes, 26 Seconds In:

That’s not big hair?
 
10 Minutes, 39 Seconds In:

Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo as the Mario [...]