This is perhaps the Greatest Movie Poster EVER made,
and Blind Fury is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Highly Addictive Toilet Cleaner.
Crying Freemen?
“Tex” Cobb, a King among Henchmen.
Haute Cuisine.
“This is how blind people say hello…”
COMING SOON!
I smell a theme month…
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 17 so far )Hunt You Like an Animal: The Most Dangerous Month
culminates with The Pest, quite possibly the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
RACISM.
Racism?
Funky Scottish Jews.
Cate Blanchett!?!
And I’d like to extend a special thanks to all the fans and guest hosts
that have made this theme month the Most Dangerous EVER. Thanks, everybody!
Have a squishy Yuletide season, because
Demon Knight is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
BILLY ZANE.
BILLY ZANE.
BILLY ZANE.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Watch out for bad vibrations, because Tremors is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Kevin Bacon.
A match made in Heaven.
Cute but Approachable Seismologists.
GRABOIDS!
This podcast contains:
Beautiful Guest Hosts.
This podcast DOES NOT contain:
Daryl “I dislike Kevin Bacon” Surat!
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 13 so far )Watch out for the naughty tentacles, because
The Host is the Worst Movie EVER!
This film contains:
Motiveless Villainy.
Dedicated Civil Servants Protecting the Public…kinda…
Idiots.
Oh yeah, there’s a Monster in here, somewhere.
CLOSING THOUGHT!
What watching this movie feels like:
TORTURE!
COMING SOON!
If only there were something that could wash
the awful taste of this pitiful excuse
for a Monster Movie out of my [...]
Punk out your hair-do, because Tank Girl is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Malcom McDowell, a Friendly Man filled with Happy Feelings.
The always lovely Naomi Watts.
Impromptu Musical Numbers.
Ice T as a Mutant Kangaroo.
Oh yeah. Lori Petty’s in it, too.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 14 so far )Because the Almighty Gooberzilla never goes back on his word,
Love Actually is the Worst Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Nebbishness.
NEBBISHNESS.
NEBBISHNESS.
COMING SOON!
We’re going to wash the taste of this lukewarm treacle out of our collective mouths
with the help of damsels, robots, and a maverick cowboy samurai from Miami…
Packed to the brim with yummy eighties goodness,
The Monster Squad is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Dracula.
The Wolf-Man. (AWOOOOOO!)
The Creature from the Black Lagoon.
The Mummy.
Frankenstein’s Monster.
This movie also contains:
Children with a staunch belief in the Second Amendment.
COMING SOON!
Tim Robbins has issues…
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 7 so far )Despite a compete lack of pie-eating scenes, Sky High is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This film contains:
Kurt Russell in a Muscle Suit.
Angry Pretty Boys.
Bruce doin’ what Bruce does best.
Sexy Evil Overlords in Robot Moon Boots.
This film does not contain:
PIE. (SOOOOOO GOOOOD!)
COMING SOON!
I really mean it, this time!
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 17 so far )Anything is funnier if it’s in space, hence The Ice Pirates is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Danger!
Romance!
Space Herpes!
ZOMG ROBOTZ W / SWORDZ LOLZ!!111!!1111
The Disadvantages of Time Travel.
COMING SOON!
“We’re going to need a bigger chopper…”
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