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Anime Weekend Atlanta 2007 Convention Report

Posted on May 23, 2008. Filed under: Animation, Uncategorized | Tags: , , , , , |

Since we’re still recovering from JACON 2008 and need to get some recording done before we continue with the Big Month of Mark Dacascos, here is my convention report for the spectacular Anime Weekend Atlanta 2007, held at the Renaissance Waverly in Atlanta, Georgia last September 21 - 23.
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SACRED ARTIFACTS:

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Happy Cyborg Mother’s Day!

Posted on May 11, 2008. Filed under: Animation, Comic Book Movies, Greatest Movie EVER, Robots, Sci Fi | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

Don’t have a Descartian existential crisis,
because Ghost in the Shell is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:

Naked Bungee Jumping.

Basset Hounds.

Batou, probably my favorite character in cinema. (Besides Tank Girl.)

Kusanagi MOE-toko. OMGLOLZ.
Happy Mother’s Day to all you M.O.M.s out there,
and congratulations to FuzzyPrint
for winning the Make M.O.M. watch Ghost in the Shell [...]

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Greatness 101 - Tank Girl!

Posted on November 18, 2007. Filed under: Animation, Comedy, Comic Book Movies, Greatest Movie EVER, Sci Fi |

Punk out your hair-do, because Tank Girl is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:

Malcom McDowell, a Friendly Man filled with Happy Feelings.

The always lovely Naomi Watts.

Impromptu Musical Numbers.

Ice T as a Mutant Kangaroo.

Oh yeah. Lori Petty’s in it, too.

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Big Month of Dick - A Scanner Darkly

Posted on October 7, 2007. Filed under: Animation, Drama, Philip K. Dick, Sci Fi, Uncategorized |

My brain may be muddled, but is A Scanner Darkly
the Greatest Movie EVER?
This film contains:

DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS.

Paranoia.

Burned-out Hippies.

Keanu.

Alien Weirdos.
COMING SOON!

The Cage wonders what might be coming Next…

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“Did that Robot have a Mustache?”

Posted on September 3, 2007. Filed under: Animation, Greatest Movie EVER, Robots, Sci Fi |

Fear the Gooberzilla’s foam-flecked fanboy ravings, because
Transformers: The Movie is the Greatest Movie EVER!
See Also:

Rich Lather’s Take
Fast Karate’s Interpretation
and DAPDX’s Savage Review of the Michael Bay Transformers.

This movie contains:

Pink Robots.

AAAAAGH! ROBO-SQUID!!!

He turns into a motorcycle. Please no ‘handlebar’-related jokes.

TRAUMA.
CLOSING THOUGHT!

Where’s Hajime Sorayama when you need him?
COMING SOON:
I think we need to keep reviewing films [...]

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Satanic Suicide Death Cartoonz

Posted on August 30, 2007. Filed under: Animation, Dragons, Fantasy, Greatest Worst Movie EVER |

Astonishingly mediocre, The Black Cauldron may just be
The Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
This movie contains:

Generic Heroes.

The Frog / Cleavage Scene.

SATAN.
COMING SOON!

“Optimus, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

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Karate Invasion! The Sex Lives of Robots

Posted on April 23, 2007. Filed under: Animation, Comic Book Movies, Greatest Worst Movie EVER, Robots, Sci Fi |

The podcast is being invaded by Fast Karate, and Appleseed is the Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
This podcast contains:

Sexy Robots.

Various hooved mammals.

Little Moe Pig-Tailed Girls.

Robotic Octopus Tanks.
COMING SOON!

Dirty Lyle has a distaste for truckers…

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Big Mind Go Boom.

Posted on April 20, 2007. Filed under: Animation, Greatest Movie EVER, Sci Fi |

Despite Mom’s waffling, Akira is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click here to see the winning entry in the “Make Mom Watch Akira” Contest.
Congratulations, Alain Mendez!
The new opening / closing music is an original piece called “I’m Real” by Violence Mars.
Click here for the full-length MP3. And click here to visit Violence Mars’s [...]

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Neither Tony Stark nor Ozzy Osbourne.

Posted on April 13, 2007. Filed under: Animation, Greatest Movie EVER, Robots, Sci Fi |

To heck with Shrek, The Iron Giant is The Greatest Movie EVER!
This episode features special guest host, Chad “Winter” Clayton.
His home-page, The Dead of Winter, can be found in the Blogroll side widget.
A BRIEF GUIDE
TO UNDERSTANDING THE EXPRESSIONS
OF YOUR GIANT METAL FRIENDS:

Quizzical.

Concerned.

Murderous Rage.
(NOTE: You probably want to avoid encountering this last one.)
 
COMING SOON!

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