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(Containing a heady cocktail of movies that are potential fodder for the Almighty Gooberzilla’s fiendish appetite…)
- Wing Commander
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 07/04/08
In which Sean sets a record for use of the term “Space Jew”… - Gorgo
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 06/26/08
In which Mom and I take a sightseeing tour through London…literally THROUGH London… - The Base
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 06/19/08
In which Mom and I are entranced by the mournful sound of Taps… - They Live
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 06/12/08
In which Sean and I are all out of bubblegum… - Fist of the North Star
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 06/05/08
In which Daryl, Mike, and I are already dead… - Hackers
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 05/29/08
In which Katherine and I explore the glamorous lives of Unix-wielding neckbeards… - Ghost in the Shell
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 05/11/08
In which Mom and I have basset hounds on the brain… - Double Dragon
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 05/08/08
In which I realize that Sean is totally crushing on Neil Diamond… - Blind Fury
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 05/01/08
In which Andrew and I are lurking in the corn fields, eating popcorn, and chewing bubblegum… - Resident Evil: Extinction
The ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
Uploaded 04/24/08
In which Angel, George, and I forgot to take our T-Virus booster shots… - Appleseed: Ex Machina
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 04/16/08
In which Dave, Joel, and I are closet robosexuals… - Flight of the Navigator
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 04/10/08
In which Sean, Dan, and I promise 30% less child molester jokes this time, really… - First Blood
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 04/04/08
In which Jeremy, Andrew, and I only accidentally kill one police officer and a wild boar… - The Serpent and the Rainbow
The ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
Uploaded 03/29/08
In which Katherine and I are totally hung up on what goes on between iron spikes and sensitive body parts… - House of the Dead
The ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
Uploaded 03/22/08
In which Angel, George, and I contemplate Star Track and explosive bosoms… - The Black Hole
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 03/15/08
In which Mike Toole and I both read directly from the same IMDB Trivia page… - D-WAR
The ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
Uploaded 03/07/08
In which Jeff and I dawdle along with Dragon Rockets strapped to our backs… - The Pest
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 02/29/08
In which Sean and I are simply bursting with multiculturalism… - Deliverance
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 02/26/08
In which Sean and I squeal like piggies…WHEEEEE! - The Condemned
The ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
Uploaded 02/23/08
In which Mike Dent and I get royally rumbled referencing Rambo and Battle Royal… - Surviving the Game
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 02/17/08
In which Daryl, Dave, Joel, and I almost give away the Secret Name of the Apex of Most Dangerous Game Movies… - The Running Man
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 02/09/08
In which Dave, Daryl, Joel and I earn a PhD in slice-ology from Professor Toru Tanaka… - Hard Target
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 02/03/08
In which Dave, Daryl, and I punch some snakes in the face… - The Tingler
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 01/30/08
In which Mom and I sample the latest in experimental psychiatric medication… - The Karate Kid
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 01/24/08
In which Sean and I wax on, wax off, wax on, wax off, wax on, wax off… - Boa vs Python
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 01/18/08
In which Mom and I teach the proper etiquette for warning people of impending death by giant reptile… - Spider-Man 3
The Worst Movie EVER!
Uploaded 01/13/08
In which Sean and I grumble like a pair of fan-boys wrestling over a Boba Fett Thermos… - Soldier
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 01/06/08
In which Sean and I shoot the fat kid and feed the wild boar to the hounds… - Demon Knight
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 12/30/07
In which Katherine and I discuss profoundly squishy religious issues… - Tremors
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 12/24/07
In which Jeremy and I … No, I can’t continue. He’s just too pretty… - The Last Starfighter
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 12/17/07
In which Joey Snackpants and I defend the Frontier against Xur and the Kodan Armada… - The Warriors
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 12/12/07
In which Sean curb-stomps me for not loving a certain Rockstar X-box game… - Godzilla vs Megalon
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 12/06/07
In which Mike Dent and I are seduced by the promise of drop-kicking atomic lizards… - The Host
The Worst Movie EVER!
Uploaded 11/30/07
In which Sean, Dan, and I fail in our desperate search for the MacGyver theme… - Clash of the Titans
The Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
Uploaded 11/24/07
In which Eddie and I swear everlasting vengeance on mechanical owls… - Tank Girl
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 11/18/07
In which Sean and I sing the glory of the Greatest Screen-Writer EVER… - Forbidden Planet
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 11/11/07
In which Eddie and I often play with it ourselves for relaxation… - Love Actually
The Worst Movie EVER!
Uploaded 11/04/07
In which Mom and I are overcome with warm and fluffy feelings for the whole human race…also, Christmas! - Paycheck
The Worst Movie EVER!
Uploaded 10/29/07
In which Dave, Joel, and I are trampled to death by a lance of Centaur Centurions… - Total Recall
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 10/22/07
In which Sean and I get our @$$es to Mars… - Impostor
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 10/17/07
In which Sean and I are embarrassed by my use of the term “maguffin”… - Next
The Worst Movie EVER!
Uploaded 10/11/07
In which Dave, Joel, and I predict a dark future overrun with Nicholas Cage androids… - A Scanner Darkly
Uncategorized.
Uploaded 10/07/07
In which Jeremy Kaufman and I baste our brains with little blue flowers… - Screamers
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 10/01/07
In which Jeff Tatarek and I are terrified of robotic teddy bears… - Dead or Alive
The Worst Movie EVER!
Uploaded 09/29/07
In which Sean and I consider computer-generated brassieres… - Solar Attack
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 09/24/07
In which Mom and I realize that the sky is falling…or burning…or both… - The Wizard
The Greatest (Worst?) Movie EVER
Uploaded 09/17/07
In which Sean, Dan, and I spend an inordinate amount of time arguing about Transformers… - Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 09/08/07
In which Sean and I make some heads ASPLODE… - Transformers: The Movie
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 09/02/07
In which Mom and I have got the touch, we’ve got the power…yeah! - The Black Cauldron
The Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
Uploaded 08/29/07
In which Chad Clayton and I pontificate on the nature of self-sacrifice… - Mazes and Monsters
The Greatest (Worst?) Movie EVER!
Uploaded 08/23/07
In which Katherine and I heed the advise of the Great Hall… - Jacob’s Ladder
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 08/17/07
In which Sean and I give ample warning before dropping spoilers like it’s going out of style… - The Monster Squad
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 08/10/07
In which Sean and I investigate the possibilities of lycanthrope genitalia… - Slither
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 08/06/07
In which Katherine, Cousin Maggie, and I explore the romantic possibilities of a Zombie Apocalypse… - The Fifth Element
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 07/29/07
In which Mom and I introduce Cousin Maggie to the wonderful world of Space Alchemy… - Prophecy
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 07/24/07
In which Mom and I debate the ecological habits of mutant bears… - Red Dawn
The Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
Uploaded 07/19/07
In which Sean and I…WOLVERINES!!! - Strange Days
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 07/14/07
In which Dave and Joel lay some fast karate on my wire-tripping brain… - Vanishing Point
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 07/10/07
In which Sean and I drive from Denver to San Francisco in less than 15 hours… - Rollerball (1975)
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 07/04/07
In which Sean and I wax nostalgic for the Bass Station at Astro-Skate… - Ghost Rider
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 06/28/07
In which Katherine and I school Mom on her monster taxonomy… - The Super Inframan
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 06/24/07
In which Mike Dent and I unleash the awesome power of Thunderball Fists… - The Vikings
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 06/18/07
In which Katherine and I meditate on the Viking mythologies… - RobotJox
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 06/12/07
In which Jeff Tatarek and I contemplate the Chainsaw in the Robot Groin… - Bloodsport
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 06/08/07
In which Sean and I demand full disclosure regarding the activities of Frank Dux… - Pan’s Labyrinth
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 06/03/07
In which Sean and I speak of dark and tormented things. Also, exploding giant toads… - Highlander II: The Quickening (Renegade Version)
The Worst Movie EVER!
Uploaded 05/29/07
In which Mom and I poke a hole in the Ozone Layer… - Sky High
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 05/25/07
In which Katherine attempts to uncover my secret identity… - Gymkata
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 05/20/07
In which Katherine and I call into question the value of the Ninja Physical Fitness Regimen… - Labyrinth
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 05/14/07
In which Katherine and I are cowed into submission by the power of David Bowie’s Codpiece… - Blue Thunder
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 05/09/07
In which Sean and I thought we were watching Rolling Thunder… - The Ice Pirates
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 05/04/07
In which Sean and I duke it out with space-cutlasses… - Convoy
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 05/01/07
In which Sean and I explore bold new avenues of culinary cuisine… - Appleseed
The Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
Uploaded 04/23/07
In which Dave, Joel, and I scrutinize the sex-lives of bioroids… - Akira
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 04/20/07
In which I finally make Mom watch Akira… - Serenity
The Greatest Movie EVER?
Uploaded 04/16/07
In which Katherine and Sean totally take me to the wood-shed… - The Iron Giant
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 04/13/07
In which Chad Clayton and I are hooked on Robo-Phonics… - Purple Rain
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 04/09/07
In which Sean and I are just like our mothers. We’re never satisfied… - Gunhed
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 04/04/07
In which Steve Harrison, Tim Eldred, and I are a motley crew of treasure hunters… - Dragonslayer
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 04/02/07
In which Mom and I discuss gender issues and gay dragons… - Eraserhead
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 04/01/07
In which Sean and I review Eraserhead…concisely… - Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
The Worst Movie EVER!
Uploaded 03/29/07
In which Angel, George and I reference Three Amigos and pray for lesbian-kissing… - Van Helsing
The Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
Uploaded 03/23/07
In which Katherine, Katie, and I go wild for Spring Break… - XXX: State of the Union
Uploaded 03/16/07
The Greatest Movie EVER!
In which Mom and I condemn the Presidential Bullet-Train Initiative… - Godzilla vs Gigan
Uploaded 03/09/07
The Greatest Movie EVER!
In which Mom and I thwart the foul schemes of a race of space-roaches… - Trespass
Uploaded 03/03/07
The Greatest Movie EVER!
In which Mom and I are once again sucked headfirst into the Black Hole of Awesomeness… - The Million Dollar Hotel
Uploaded 02/23/07
The Worst Movie EVER!
In which Mom commits an inexcusable affront to the ghost of Frank Sinatra… - Masters of the Universe
Uploaded 02/19/07
The Greatest Movie EVER!
In which Angel, George, and I contemplate the loneliness of lizard-men and feminists in thongs… - Streets of Fire
Uploaded 02/13/07
The Greatest Movie EVER!
In which Daryl, Gerald, Steve, and I are dancing for the restless and the broken-hearted… - The Punisher (2004)
Uploaded 02/06/07
Simply a Movie. (I still think it sucks.)
In which Sean and I quibble like fanboys with diaper rash over the merits of John Travolta… - Master of the Flying Guillotine
Uploaded 01/30/07
The Greatest Movie EVER!
In which Sean learns that I was raised in Riverdale… - Catwoman
Uploaded 01/25/07
The Worst Movie EVER!
In which Mom and I are allergic to cat-puns… - BloodRayne
Uploaded 01/17/07
The Worst Movie EVER!
In which Angel, George, and I talk pretty about Uwe so he won’t beat us up… - A Sound of Thunder
Uploaded 01/12/07
The Worst Movie EVER!
In which Mom and I see our dreams of time-travel crushed beneath the weight of an Allosaurus Ice Sculpture… - Super Mario Brothers
Uploaded 01/07/07
The Greatest Movie EVER!
In which Katherine and I catch the Koopas ridin’ dirty… - Mortal Kombat
Uploaded 12/29/06
The Greatest Movie EVER!
In which Katherine and I fatality the stuffing out of one another… - Santa’s Slay
Uploaded 12/24/06
The Greatest Movie EVER!
In which Sean and I spread some joyful Yuletide cheer…but not really. - Anaconda
Uploaded 12/17/06
The Greatest Movie EVER!
In which Mom and I meditate on Ice Cube and the tennets of Vaudeville… - Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Uploaded 12/11/06
The Worst Movie EVER!
In which George, Angel, and I are rendered mindless and shambling by the latest T-Virus mutation… - The Lost Empire
Uploaded 12/05/06
The Greatest Mini-Series EVER!
In which Julian and I imply that at least one of us speaks Esperanto… - Ultraviolet
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 11/29/06
In which Katherine and I once more explore her subversive desire for vampires… - Commando
The Greatest GREATEST Movie EVER!
Uploaded 11/22/06
In which Daryl, Dave, Joel, and I experience steel-pans, slide-whistles, and too much red meat…. - Escape from LA
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 11/19/06
In which Mom sand-bags me again with her theories of wrecked cities and prosthetic Adam’s apples… - Spider
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 11/12/06
In which Sean and I scramble desperately for some street-cred… - The Punisher (1989)
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 11/08/06
In which George, Angel, and I ponder the merits of knife boots and naked meditation… - Ernest Scared Stupid
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 10/29/06
In which Sean professes his undying love for Eartha Kitt and I end up sleeping with the night light on… - Stealth
The Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
Uploaded 10/25/06
In which Mom and I invoke various dieties from the Indian subcontinent… - DOOM
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 10/18/06
In which Sean and I unleash the unsanctioned power of the Spoiler Nuke(TM)… - The Rocketeer
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 10/11/06
In which George, Angel, and I analyse Blimp-Fights and Jennifer Connelly… - Godzilla: Final Wars
The Worst Movie EVER!
Uploaded 10/07/06
In which Mom and I forge a blazing path to the Truth despite protests… - Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold
The Worst Movie EVER!
Uploaded 10/03/06
In which I realize that Mom totally has a thing for Han Solo… - Shaolin Executioners
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 09/27/06
In which Sean and I decide that we need to take away his bull-horn, because my kung fu is stronger… - Deep Blue Sea
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 09/23/06
In which George, Angel, and I wonder just what the hell they did to those sharks… - Zardoz
ZARDOZ DEFIES ALL HUMAN CATEGORIES.
Uploaded 09/19/06
In which Mom and I realize that the Gun is Good and the Penis is Evil… - Silent Hill
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 09/15/06
In which Sean and I agree that every movie needs more Ice-T… - Underworld: Evolution
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 09/11/06
In which Mom and I wax nostalgic for werewolf love scenes… - Batman: The Movie
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 09/03/06
In which Mom and I catch the Bat-Fever for the Battiest Bat-movie ever Bat-made… - The Core
The Worst Movie EVER!
Uploaded 08/30/06
In which George, Angel, and I watch helplessly as George slowly loses his mind… - Ghosts of Mars
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 08/26/06
In which Katherine the Matriarch totally punks my chances of being the next American Idol. - Dungeons & Dragons
The Worst Movie EVER!
Uploaded 08/22/06
In which George, Angel, and I venture into the dark heart of El Diablo… - Reign of Fire
The Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
Uploaded 08/19/06
In which George, Angel, and I witness the birth of Stromnir the Mighty, Friend of Children and Foe of Dragons everywhere… - Orca: The Killer Whale
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 08/17/ 06
In which Katherine and I don’t realize that her microphone isn’t working properly… - The Fantastic Four
The Worst Movie EVER!
Uploaded 08/11/06
In which George, Angel, and I ask: “But what of Doom? WHAT OF DOOOOOM?” - Logan’s Run
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 08/09/06
In which Mom and I learn that there is no Sanctuary… - The Lost Boys
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 08/04/06
In which Katherine and I ponder philosophical implications of undead peer-pressure and flying huskies… - Streetfighter
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 07/28/06
In which I teach Katherine the dangers of invoking Ben Franklin’s wrath… - The Chronicles of Riddick
The Worst Movie EVER!
Uploaded 07/21/06
In which Katherine and I investigate the varying levels of deadness… - The Dark Crystal
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 07/17/06
In which Mom and I ponder why I constantly mispronounce the protagonist’s name… - Godzilla vs the Smog Monster
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 07/10/06
In which Mom and I ponder the relationship between Cape Canaveral and a certain giant lizard… - American Ninja
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 07/04/06
In which Mom and I ponder the patriotic aspects of the Deadly Art of Assassination… - Underworld
The Worst Movie EVER!
Uploaded 06/29/06
In which Mom and I learn the strategic advantages of dual-wielding whips… - Alien vs Predator
The Worst Movie EVER!
Uploaded 06/22/06
In which Katherine and I mourn the sinking of Atlantis… - Red Sonja
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 06/17/06
In which Katherine and I ponder the merits of robot dragons and slow-exploding castles… - The Beastmaster
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 06/08/06
In which Katherine and I defy this false prophecy… - The Ewok Adventure: Caravan of Courage
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 05/22/06
In which Katherine and I are taught a new lession in Physics by the Black Hole of Awesomeness… - House of 1000 Corpses
The Greatest Movie EVER!
Uploaded 05/11/06
In which Katherine and I discuss the proper etiquette for wearing a mask made of human skin…
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