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• Ninja III: The Domination
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 07/03/09
  In which Daryl and I have our nunchuks and shurikens edited…
• Against the Dark
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 06/19/09
  In which Mom and I use our katanas to kill zombie-vampires…
• The Last Unicorn
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 06/11/09
  In which Sean and I fence with our manly unicorn horns…
• Revenge of the Ninja
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 06/04/09
  In which Mom and I learn that only a ninja can that only a ninja can stop a ninja…
• Event Horizon
  The Greatest (?) Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 05/28/09
  In which Katherine and I go totally space-crazy…
• Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
  The Greatest (?) Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 05/20/09
  In which Chad Clayton and I pit our good, blue chi against the evil, red chi of alien invaders…
• Waterworld
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 05/12/09
  In which Katherine and I drink “recycled” water…
• Punisher: War Zone
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 04/30/09
  In which Daryl and I make a quite a few referenecs to Jason Statham…
• eXistenZ
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 04/21/09
  In which Jeremy and I say ‘vagina’ a whole lot…
• Alligator
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 04/12/09
  In which Mom and I respect da gater…
• Last Hurrah for Chivalry
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 04/02/09
  In which Sean and I abuse the power of the Shadow Sword…
• Bride of the Monster
  The Greatest (?) Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 03/22/09
  In which Mom and I tamper in God’s domain…
• The Marine
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 03/12/09
  In which Katherine and I are harmlessly tossed to safety by the force of the explosion…
• Killer Klowns from Outer Space
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 03/05/09
  In which Luke and I stave off an invasion of marauding circus freaks…
• Q, the Winged Serpent
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 02/22/09
  In which Sean and I build a nest in the Chrysler Building…
• Fantastic Voyage
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 02/12/09
  In which Mom and I explore the gooey recesses of the human body…
• Conan the Barbarian
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 02/02/09
  In which Dave, Joel, and I crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and hear the lamentation of their women…
• Death Race
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 01/26/09
  In which Daryl and I drive armor-plated cars and fire machine guns in slow motion…
• 1990: The Bronx Warriors
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 01/18/09
  In which Mom and I put on some face-paint and go to war…
• The Phantom
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 01//11/09
  In which Mom and I slam evil in our bright purple costumes…
• Legend
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 12/28/08
  In which Katherine and I can see Russia from our house…
• Komodo vs Cobra
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 12/21/08
  In which Mom and I aggressively sing the praises of our (least) favorite reptiles…
• Dawn of the Dead
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 12/14/08
  In which Sean and I get up and kill, and the people we kill get up and kill…
• Robot Monster
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 12/07/08
  In which Mom and I wish to be like the Hoo-man…
• Only the Strong
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 11/28/08
  In which Dave, Joel, and I throw down with some wicked dance-fighting maneuvers….
• Redline
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 11/20/08
  In which Andrew and I have our belly-buttons licked…
• Nomad: The Warrior
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 11/12/08
  In which Mom and I traverse the grassy steppes of Kazakhstan…
• Drive
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 11/06/08
  In which Daryl Surat and I watch Walter the Einstein Frog…
• Blade Runner
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 10/30/08
  In which Sean and I are dreaming of electric sheep…
• Hocus Pocus
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 10/23/08
  In which Sean and I are hypnotized by Sarah Jessica Parker’s corset…
• Empire of the Ants
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 10/23/08
  In which Mom and I are working for our six-legged arthropod overlords…
• Fight Club
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 10/16/08
  In which Sean and I are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world…
• Doomsday
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 10/09/08
  In which Daryl Surat and I take a steam train to Medieval Land…
• Cowboy Bebop: Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 10/02/08
  In which Sean and I learn that basic math skills are important, especially if you’re the Pusher Man…
• Terror of Mechagodzilla
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 09/25/08
  In which Mike Dent and I scrutinize some inscrutable silver jumpsuits…
• The 36th Chamber of Shaolin
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 09/17/08
  In which Sean and I are chopping wood and carrying water…
• The Secret of NIMH
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 09/11/08
  In which Chad and I ponder the nature of cartoon mouse pants…
• The Beast Must Die
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 09/04/08
  In which Mom and I try to convince the dog to come down off the roof…
• The Devil’s Backbone
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 08/28/08
  In which Sean and I toast your health with drunk fetus-baby Viagra alcohol…
• Pitch Black
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 08/19/08
  In which Katherine and I lament great movies with inferior sequels…
• Death Race 2000
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 08/13/08
  In which Jeff Tatarek and I run over babies and old people…
• Bad Moon
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 08/03/08
  In which Sean and Katherine realize that there’s a bathroom on the right…
• The Andromeda Strain
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 07/27/08
  In which Mom brags that she’s going to Wine Country…
• One Million Years BC
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 07/17/08
  In which Mom and I are cowed by the savage fury of the ferocious Archeron…
• Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 07/10/08
  In which Angel, George, and I are a plucky band of heroes in a cruel, cruel world…
• Wing Commander
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 07/04/08
  In which Sean sets a record for use of the term “Space Jew”…
• Gorgo
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 06/26/08
  In which Mom and I take a sightseeing tour through London…literally THROUGH London…
• The Base
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 06/19/08
  In which Mom and I are entranced by the mournful sound of Taps…
• They Live
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 06/12/08
  In which Sean and I are all out of bubblegum…
• Fist of the North Star
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 06/05/08
  In which Daryl, Mike, and I are already dead…
• Hackers
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 05/29/08
  In which Katherine and I explore the glamorous lives of Unix-wielding neckbeards…
• Ghost in the Shell
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 05/11/08
  In which Mom and I have basset hounds on the brain…
• Double Dragon
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 05/08/08
  In which I realize that Sean is totally crushing on Neil Diamond…
• Blind Fury
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 05/01/08
  In which Andrew and I are lurking in the corn fields, eating popcorn, and chewing bubblegum…
• Resident Evil: Extinction
  The ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 04/24/08
  In which Angel, George, and I forgot to take our T-Virus booster shots…
• Appleseed: Ex Machina
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 04/16/08
  In which Dave, Joel, and I are closet robosexuals…
• Flight of the Navigator
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 04/10/08
  In which Sean, Dan, and I promise 30% less child molester jokes this time, really…
• First Blood
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 04/04/08
  In which Jeremy, Andrew, and I only accidentally kill one police officer and a wild boar…
• The Serpent and the Rainbow
  The ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 03/29/08
  In which Katherine and I are totally hung up on what goes on between iron spikes and sensitive body parts…
• House of the Dead
  The ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 03/22/08
  In which Angel, George, and I contemplate Star Track and explosive bosoms…
• The Black Hole
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 03/15/08
  In which Mike Toole and I both read directly from the same IMDB Trivia page…
• D-WAR
  The ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 03/07/08
  In which Jeff and I dawdle along with Dragon Rockets strapped to our backs…
• The Pest
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 02/29/08
  In which Sean and I are simply bursting with multiculturalism…
• Deliverance
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 02/26/08
  In which Sean and I squeal like piggies…WHEEEEE!
• The Condemned
  The ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 02/23/08
  In which Mike Dent and I get royally rumbled referencing Rambo and Battle Royal…
• Surviving the Game
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 02/17/08
  In which Daryl, Dave, Joel, and I almost give away the Secret Name of the Apex of Most Dangerous Game Movies…
• The Running Man
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 02/09/08
  In which Dave, Daryl, Joel and I earn a PhD in slice-ology from Professor Toru Tanaka…
• Hard Target
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 02/03/08
  In which Dave, Daryl, and I punch some snakes in the face…
• The Tingler
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 01/30/08
  In which Mom and I sample the latest in experimental psychiatric medication…
• The Karate Kid
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 01/24/08
  In which Sean and I wax on, wax off, wax on, wax off, wax on, wax off…
• Boa vs Python
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 01/18/08
  In which Mom and I teach the proper etiquette for warning people of impending death by giant reptile…
• Spider-Man 3
  The Worst Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 01/13/08
  In which Sean and I grumble like a pair of fan-boys wrestling over a Boba Fett Thermos…
• Soldier
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 01/06/08
  In which Sean and I shoot the fat kid and feed the wild boar to the hounds…
• Demon Knight
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 12/30/07
  In which Katherine and I discuss profoundly squishy religious issues…
• Tremors
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 12/24/07
  In which Jeremy and I … No, I can’t continue. He’s just too pretty…
• The Last Starfighter
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 12/17/07
  In which Joey Snackpants and I defend the Frontier against Xur and the Kodan Armada…
• The Warriors
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 12/12/07
  In which Sean curb-stomps me for not loving a certain Rockstar X-box game…
• Godzilla vs Megalon
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 12/06/07
  In which Mike Dent and I are seduced by the promise of drop-kicking atomic lizards…
• The Host
  The Worst Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 11/30/07
  In which Sean, Dan, and I fail in our desperate search for the MacGyver theme…
• Clash of the Titans
  The Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 11/24/07
  In which Eddie and I swear everlasting vengeance on mechanical owls…
• Tank Girl
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 11/18/07
  In which Sean and I sing the glory of the Greatest Screen-Writer EVER…
• Forbidden Planet
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 11/11/07
  In which Eddie and I often play with it ourselves for relaxation…
• Love Actually
  The Worst Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 11/04/07
  In which Mom and I are overcome with warm and fluffy feelings for the whole human race…also, Christmas!
• Paycheck
  The Worst Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 10/29/07
  In which Dave, Joel, and I are trampled to death by a lance of Centaur Centurions…
• Total Recall
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 10/22/07
  In which Sean and I get our @$$es to Mars…
• Impostor
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 10/17/07
  In which Sean and I are embarrassed by my use of the term “maguffin”…
• Next
  The Worst Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 10/11/07
  In which Dave, Joel, and I predict a dark future overrun with Nicholas Cage androids…
• A Scanner Darkly
  Uncategorized.
  Uploaded 10/07/07
  In which Jeremy Kaufman and I baste our brains with little blue flowers…
• Screamers
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 10/01/07
  In which Jeff Tatarek and I are terrified of robotic teddy bears…
• Dead or Alive
  The Worst Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 09/29/07
  In which Sean and I consider computer-generated brassieres…
• Solar Attack
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 09/24/07
  In which Mom and I realize that the sky is falling…or burning…or both…
• The Wizard
  The Greatest (Worst?) Movie EVER
  Uploaded 09/17/07
  In which Sean, Dan, and I spend an inordinate amount of time arguing about Transformers…
• Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 09/08/07
  In which Sean and I make some heads ASPLODE…
• Transformers: The Movie
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 09/02/07
  In which Mom and I have got the touch, we’ve got the power…yeah!
• The Black Cauldron
  The Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 08/29/07
  In which Chad Clayton and I pontificate on the nature of self-sacrifice…
• Mazes and Monsters
  The Greatest (Worst?) Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 08/23/07
  In which Katherine and I heed the advise of the Great Hall…
• Jacob’s Ladder
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 08/17/07
  In which Sean and I give ample warning before dropping spoilers like it’s going out of style…
• The Monster Squad
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 08/10/07
  In which Sean and I investigate the possibilities of lycanthrope genitalia…
• Slither
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 08/06/07
  In which Katherine, Cousin Maggie, and I explore the romantic possibilities of a Zombie Apocalypse…
• The Fifth Element
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 07/29/07
  In which Mom and I introduce Cousin Maggie to the wonderful world of Space Alchemy…
• Prophecy
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 07/24/07
  In which Mom and I debate the ecological habits of mutant bears…
• Red Dawn
  The Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 07/19/07
  In which Sean and I…WOLVERINES!!!
• Strange Days
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 07/14/07
  In which Dave and Joel lay some fast karate on my wire-tripping brain…
• Vanishing Point
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 07/10/07
  In which Sean and I drive from Denver to San Francisco in less than 15 hours…
• Rollerball (1975)
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 07/04/07
  In which Sean and I wax nostalgic for the Bass Station at Astro-Skate…
• Ghost Rider
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 06/28/07
  In which Katherine and I school Mom on her monster taxonomy…
• The Super Inframan
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 06/24/07
  In which Mike Dent and I unleash the awesome power of Thunderball Fists…
• The Vikings
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 06/18/07
  In which Katherine and I meditate on the Viking mythologies…
• RobotJox
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 06/12/07
  In which Jeff Tatarek and I contemplate the Chainsaw in the Robot Groin…
• Bloodsport
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 06/08/07
  In which Sean and I demand full disclosure regarding the activities of Frank Dux…
• Pan’s Labyrinth
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 06/03/07
  In which Sean and I speak of dark and tormented things. Also, exploding giant toads…
• Highlander II: The Quickening (Renegade Version)
  The Worst Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 05/29/07
  In which Mom and I poke a hole in the Ozone Layer…
• Sky High
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 05/25/07
  In which Katherine attempts to uncover my secret identity…
• Gymkata
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 05/20/07
  In which Katherine and I call into question the value of the Ninja Physical Fitness Regimen…
• Labyrinth
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 05/14/07
  In which Katherine and I are cowed into submission by the power of David Bowie’s Codpiece…
• Blue Thunder
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 05/09/07
  In which Sean and I thought we were watching Rolling Thunder…
• The Ice Pirates
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 05/04/07
  In which Sean and I duke it out with space-cutlasses…
• Convoy
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 05/01/07
  In which Sean and I explore bold new avenues of culinary cuisine…
• Appleseed
  The Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 04/23/07
  In which Dave, Joel, and I scrutinize the sex-lives of bioroids…
• Akira
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 04/20/07
  In which I finally make Mom watch Akira…
• Serenity
  The Greatest Movie EVER?
  Uploaded 04/16/07
  In which Katherine and Sean totally take me to the wood-shed…
• The Iron Giant
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 04/13/07
  In which Chad Clayton and I are hooked on Robo-Phonics…
• Purple Rain
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 04/09/07
  In which Sean and I are just like our mothers. We’re never satisfied…
• Gunhed
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 04/04/07
  In which Steve Harrison, Tim Eldred, and I are a motley crew of treasure hunters…
• Dragonslayer
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 04/02/07
  In which Mom and I discuss gender issues and gay dragons…
• Eraserhead
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 04/01/07
  In which Sean and I review Eraserhead…concisely…
• Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
  The Worst Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 03/29/07
  In which Angel, George and I reference Three Amigos and pray for lesbian-kissing…
• Van Helsing
  The Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 03/23/07
  In which Katherine, Katie, and I go wild for Spring Break…
• XXX: State of the Union
  Uploaded 03/16/07
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  In which Mom and I condemn the Presidential Bullet-Train Initiative…
• Godzilla vs Gigan
  Uploaded 03/09/07
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  In which Mom and I thwart the foul schemes of a race of space-roaches…
• Trespass
  Uploaded 03/03/07
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  In which Mom and I are once again sucked headfirst into the Black Hole of Awesomeness…
• The Million Dollar Hotel
  Uploaded 02/23/07
  The Worst Movie EVER!
  In which Mom commits an inexcusable affront to the ghost of Frank Sinatra…
• Masters of the Universe
  Uploaded 02/19/07
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  In which Angel, George, and I contemplate the loneliness of lizard-men and feminists in thongs…
• Streets of Fire
  Uploaded 02/13/07
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  In which Daryl, Gerald, Steve, and I are dancing for the restless and the broken-hearted…
• The Punisher (2004)
  Uploaded 02/06/07
  Simply a Movie. (I still think it sucks.)
  In which Sean and I quibble like fanboys with diaper rash over the merits of John Travolta…
• Master of the Flying Guillotine
  Uploaded 01/30/07
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  In which Sean learns that I was raised in Riverdale…
• Catwoman
  Uploaded 01/25/07
  The Worst Movie EVER!
  In which Mom and I are allergic to cat-puns…
• BloodRayne
  Uploaded 01/17/07
  The Worst Movie EVER!
  In which Angel, George, and I talk pretty about Uwe so he won’t beat us up…
• A Sound of Thunder
  Uploaded 01/12/07
  The Worst Movie EVER!
  In which Mom and I see our dreams of time-travel crushed beneath the weight of an Allosaurus Ice Sculpture…
• Super Mario Brothers
  Uploaded 01/07/07
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  In which Katherine and I catch the Koopas ridin’ dirty…
• Mortal Kombat
  Uploaded 12/29/06
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  In which Katherine and I fatality the stuffing out of one another…
• Santa’s Slay
  Uploaded 12/24/06
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  In which Sean and I spread some joyful Yuletide cheer…but not really.
• Anaconda
  Uploaded 12/17/06
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  In which Mom and I meditate on Ice Cube and the tennets of Vaudeville…
• Resident Evil: Apocalypse
  Uploaded 12/11/06
  The Worst Movie EVER!
  In which George, Angel, and I are rendered mindless and shambling by the latest T-Virus mutation…
• The Lost Empire
  Uploaded 12/05/06
  The Greatest Mini-Series EVER!
  In which Julian and I imply that at least one of us speaks Esperanto…
• Ultraviolet
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 11/29/06
  In which Katherine and I once more explore her subversive desire for vampires…
• Commando
  The Greatest GREATEST Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 11/22/06
  In which Daryl, Dave, Joel, and I experience steel-pans, slide-whistles, and too much red meat….
• Escape from LA
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 11/19/06
  In which Mom sand-bags me again with her theories of wrecked cities and prosthetic Adam’s apples…
• Spider
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 11/12/06
  In which Sean and I scramble desperately for some street-cred…
• The Punisher (1989)
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 11/08/06
  In which George, Angel, and I ponder the merits of knife boots and naked meditation…
• Ernest Scared Stupid
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 10/29/06
  In which Sean professes his undying love for Eartha Kitt and I end up sleeping with the night light on…
• Stealth
  The Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 10/25/06
  In which Mom and I invoke various dieties from the Indian subcontinent…
• DOOM
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 10/18/06
  In which Sean and I unleash the unsanctioned power of the Spoiler Nuke(TM)…
• The Rocketeer
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 10/11/06
  In which George, Angel, and I analyse Blimp-Fights and Jennifer Connelly…
• Godzilla: Final Wars
  The Worst Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 10/07/06
  In which Mom and I forge a blazing path to the Truth despite protests…
• Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold
  The Worst Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 10/03/06
  In which I realize that Mom totally has a thing for Han Solo…
• Shaolin Executioners
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 09/27/06
  In which Sean and I decide that we need to take away his bull-horn, because my kung fu is stronger…
• Deep Blue Sea
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 09/23/06
  In which George, Angel, and I wonder just what the hell they did to those sharks…
• Zardoz
  ZARDOZ DEFIES ALL HUMAN CATEGORIES.
  Uploaded 09/19/06
  In which Mom and I realize that the Gun is Good and the Penis is Evil…
• Silent Hill
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 09/15/06
  In which Sean and I agree that every movie needs more Ice-T…
• Underworld: Evolution
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 09/11/06
  In which Mom and I wax nostalgic for werewolf love scenes…
• Batman: The Movie
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 09/03/06
  In which Mom and I catch the Bat-Fever for the Battiest Bat-movie ever Bat-made…
• The Core
  The Worst Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 08/30/06
  In which George, Angel, and I watch helplessly as George slowly loses his mind…
• Ghosts of Mars
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 08/26/06
  In which Katherine the Matriarch totally punks my chances of being the next American Idol.
• Dungeons & Dragons
  The Worst Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 08/22/06
  In which George, Angel, and I venture into the dark heart of El Diablo…
• Reign of Fire
  The Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 08/19/06
  In which George, Angel, and I witness the birth of Stromnir the Mighty, Friend of Children and Foe of Dragons everywhere…
• Orca: The Killer Whale
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 08/17/ 06
  In which Katherine and I don’t realize that her microphone isn’t working properly…
• The Fantastic Four
  The Worst Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 08/11/06
  In which George, Angel, and I ask: “But what of Doom? WHAT OF DOOOOOM?”
• Logan’s Run
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 08/09/06
  In which Mom and I learn that there is no Sanctuary…
• The Lost Boys
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 08/04/06
  In which Katherine and I ponder philosophical implications of undead peer-pressure and flying huskies…
• Streetfighter
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 07/28/06
  In which I teach Katherine the dangers of invoking Ben Franklin’s wrath…
• The Chronicles of Riddick
  The Worst Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 07/21/06
  In which Katherine and I investigate the varying levels of deadness…
• The Dark Crystal
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 07/17/06
  In which Mom and I ponder why I constantly mispronounce the protagonist’s name…
• Godzilla vs the Smog Monster
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 07/10/06
  In which Mom and I ponder the relationship between Cape Canaveral and a certain giant lizard…
• American Ninja
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 07/04/06
  In which Mom and I ponder the patriotic aspects of the Deadly Art of Assassination…
• Underworld
  The Worst Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 06/29/06
  In which Mom and I learn the strategic advantages of dual-wielding whips…
• Alien vs Predator
  The Worst Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 06/22/06
  In which Katherine and I mourn the sinking of Atlantis…
• Red Sonja
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 06/17/06
  In which Katherine and I ponder the merits of robot dragons and slow-exploding castles…
• The Beastmaster
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 06/08/06
  In which Katherine and I defy this false prophecy…
• The Ewok Adventure: Caravan of Courage
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 05/22/06
  In which Katherine and I are taught a new lession in Physics by the Black Hole of Awesomeness…
• House of 1000 Corpses
  The Greatest Movie EVER!
  Uploaded 05/11/06
  In which Katherine and I discuss the proper etiquette for wearing a mask made of human skin…

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