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  • Ninja III: The Domination
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 07/03/09
    In which Daryl and I have our nunchuks and shurikens edited…
  • Against the Dark
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 06/19/09
    In which Mom and I use our katanas to kill zombie-vampires…
  • The Last Unicorn
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 06/11/09
    In which Sean and I fence with our manly unicorn horns…
  • Revenge of the Ninja
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 06/04/09
    In which Mom and I learn that only a ninja can that only a ninja can stop a ninja…
  • Event Horizon
    The Greatest (?) Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 05/28/09
    In which Katherine and I go totally space-crazy…
  • Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
    The Greatest (?) Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 05/20/09
    In which Chad Clayton and I pit our good, blue chi against the evil, red chi of alien invaders…
  • Waterworld
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 05/12/09
    In which Katherine and I drink “recycled” water…
  • Punisher: War Zone
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 04/30/09
    In which Daryl and I make a quite a few referenecs to Jason Statham…
  • eXistenZ
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 04/21/09
    In which Jeremy and I say ‘vagina’ a whole lot…
  • Alligator
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 04/12/09
    In which Mom and I respect da gater…
  • Last Hurrah for Chivalry
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 04/02/09
    In which Sean and I abuse the power of the Shadow Sword…
  • Bride of the Monster
    The Greatest (?) Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 03/22/09
    In which Mom and I tamper in God’s domain…
  • The Marine
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 03/12/09
    In which Katherine and I are harmlessly tossed to safety by the force of the explosion…
  • Killer Klowns from Outer Space
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 03/05/09
    In which Luke and I stave off an invasion of marauding circus freaks…
  • Q, the Winged Serpent
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 02/22/09
    In which Sean and I build a nest in the Chrysler Building…
  • Fantastic Voyage
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 02/12/09
    In which Mom and I explore the gooey recesses of the human body…
  • Conan the Barbarian
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 02/02/09
    In which Dave, Joel, and I crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and hear the lamentation of their women…
  • Death Race
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 01/26/09
    In which Daryl and I drive armor-plated cars and fire machine guns in slow motion…
  • 1990: The Bronx Warriors
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 01/18/09
    In which Mom and I put on some face-paint and go to war…
  • The Phantom
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 01//11/09
    In which Mom and I slam evil in our bright purple costumes…
  • Legend
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 12/28/08
    In which Katherine and I can see Russia from our house…
  • Komodo vs Cobra
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 12/21/08
    In which Mom and I aggressively sing the praises of our (least) favorite reptiles…
  • Dawn of the Dead
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 12/14/08
    In which Sean and I get up and kill, and the people we kill get up and kill…
  • Robot Monster
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 12/07/08
    In which Mom and I wish to be like the Hoo-man…
  • Only the Strong
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 11/28/08
    In which Dave, Joel, and I throw down with some wicked dance-fighting maneuvers….
  • Redline
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 11/20/08
    In which Andrew and I have our belly-buttons licked…
  • Nomad: The Warrior
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 11/12/08
    In which Mom and I traverse the grassy steppes of Kazakhstan…
  • Drive
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 11/06/08
    In which Daryl Surat and I watch Walter the Einstein Frog…
  • Blade Runner
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 10/30/08
    In which Sean and I are dreaming of electric sheep…
  • Hocus Pocus
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 10/23/08
    In which Sean and I are hypnotized by Sarah Jessica Parker’s corset…
  • Empire of the Ants
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 10/23/08
    In which Mom and I are working for our six-legged arthropod overlords…
  • Fight Club
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 10/16/08
    In which Sean and I are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world…
  • Doomsday
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 10/09/08
    In which Daryl Surat and I take a steam train to Medieval Land…
  • Cowboy Bebop: Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 10/02/08
    In which Sean and I learn that basic math skills are important, especially if you’re the Pusher Man…
  • Terror of Mechagodzilla
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 09/25/08
    In which Mike Dent and I scrutinize some inscrutable silver jumpsuits…
  • The 36th Chamber of Shaolin
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 09/17/08
    In which Sean and I are chopping wood and carrying water…
  • The Secret of NIMH
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 09/11/08
    In which Chad and I ponder the nature of cartoon mouse pants…
  • The Beast Must Die
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 09/04/08
    In which Mom and I try to convince the dog to come down off the roof…
  • The Devil’s Backbone
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 08/28/08
    In which Sean and I toast your health with drunk fetus-baby Viagra alcohol…
  • Pitch Black
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 08/19/08
    In which Katherine and I lament great movies with inferior sequels…
  • Death Race 2000
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 08/13/08
    In which Jeff Tatarek and I run over babies and old people…
  • Bad Moon
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 08/03/08
    In which Sean and Katherine realize that there’s a bathroom on the right…
  • The Andromeda Strain
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 07/27/08
    In which Mom brags that she’s going to Wine Country…
  • One Million Years BC
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 07/17/08
    In which Mom and I are cowed by the savage fury of the ferocious Archeron…
  • Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 07/10/08
    In which Angel, George, and I are a plucky band of heroes in a cruel, cruel world…
  • Wing Commander
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 07/04/08
    In which Sean sets a record for use of the term “Space Jew”…
  • Gorgo
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 06/26/08
    In which Mom and I take a sightseeing tour through London…literally THROUGH London…
  • The Base
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 06/19/08
    In which Mom and I are entranced by the mournful sound of Taps…
  • They Live
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 06/12/08
    In which Sean and I are all out of bubblegum…
  • Fist of the North Star
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 06/05/08
    In which Daryl, Mike, and I are already dead…
  • Hackers
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 05/29/08
    In which Katherine and I explore the glamorous lives of Unix-wielding neckbeards…
  • Ghost in the Shell
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 05/11/08
    In which Mom and I have basset hounds on the brain…
  • Double Dragon
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 05/08/08
    In which I realize that Sean is totally crushing on Neil Diamond…
  • Blind Fury
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 05/01/08
    In which Andrew and I are lurking in the corn fields, eating popcorn, and chewing bubblegum…
  • Resident Evil: Extinction
    The ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 04/24/08
    In which Angel, George, and I forgot to take our T-Virus booster shots…
  • Appleseed: Ex Machina
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 04/16/08
    In which Dave, Joel, and I are closet robosexuals…
  • Flight of the Navigator
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 04/10/08
    In which Sean, Dan, and I promise 30% less child molester jokes this time, really…
  • First Blood
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 04/04/08
    In which Jeremy, Andrew, and I only accidentally kill one police officer and a wild boar…
  • The Serpent and the Rainbow
    The ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 03/29/08
    In which Katherine and I are totally hung up on what goes on between iron spikes and sensitive body parts…
  • House of the Dead
    The ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 03/22/08
    In which Angel, George, and I contemplate Star Track and explosive bosoms…
  • The Black Hole
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 03/15/08
    In which Mike Toole and I both read directly from the same IMDB Trivia page…
  • D-WAR
    The ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 03/07/08
    In which Jeff and I dawdle along with Dragon Rockets strapped to our backs…
  • The Pest
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 02/29/08
    In which Sean and I are simply bursting with multiculturalism…
  • Deliverance
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 02/26/08
    In which Sean and I squeal like piggies…WHEEEEE!
  • The Condemned
    The ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 02/23/08
    In which Mike Dent and I get royally rumbled referencing Rambo and Battle Royal…
  • Surviving the Game
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 02/17/08
    In which Daryl, Dave, Joel, and I almost give away the Secret Name of the Apex of Most Dangerous Game Movies…
  • The Running Man
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 02/09/08
    In which Dave, Daryl, Joel and I earn a PhD in slice-ology from Professor Toru Tanaka…
  • Hard Target
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 02/03/08
    In which Dave, Daryl, and I punch some snakes in the face…
  • The Tingler
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 01/30/08
    In which Mom and I sample the latest in experimental psychiatric medication…
  • The Karate Kid
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 01/24/08
    In which Sean and I wax on, wax off, wax on, wax off, wax on, wax off…
  • Boa vs Python
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 01/18/08
    In which Mom and I teach the proper etiquette for warning people of impending death by giant reptile…
  • Spider-Man 3
    The Worst Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 01/13/08
    In which Sean and I grumble like a pair of fan-boys wrestling over a Boba Fett Thermos…
  • Soldier
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 01/06/08
    In which Sean and I shoot the fat kid and feed the wild boar to the hounds…
  • Demon Knight
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 12/30/07
    In which Katherine and I discuss profoundly squishy religious issues…
  • Tremors
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 12/24/07
    In which Jeremy and I … No, I can’t continue. He’s just too pretty…
  • The Last Starfighter
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 12/17/07
    In which Joey Snackpants and I defend the Frontier against Xur and the Kodan Armada…
  • The Warriors
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 12/12/07
    In which Sean curb-stomps me for not loving a certain Rockstar X-box game…
  • Godzilla vs Megalon
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 12/06/07
    In which Mike Dent and I are seduced by the promise of drop-kicking atomic lizards…
  • The Host
    The Worst Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 11/30/07
    In which Sean, Dan, and I fail in our desperate search for the MacGyver theme…
  • Clash of the Titans
    The Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 11/24/07
    In which Eddie and I swear everlasting vengeance on mechanical owls…
  • Tank Girl
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 11/18/07
    In which Sean and I sing the glory of the Greatest Screen-Writer EVER…
  • Forbidden Planet
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 11/11/07
    In which Eddie and I often play with it ourselves for relaxation…
  • Love Actually
    The Worst Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 11/04/07
    In which Mom and I are overcome with warm and fluffy feelings for the whole human race…also, Christmas!
  • Paycheck
    The Worst Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 10/29/07
    In which Dave, Joel, and I are trampled to death by a lance of Centaur Centurions…
  • Total Recall
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 10/22/07
    In which Sean and I get our @$$es to Mars…
  • Impostor
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 10/17/07
    In which Sean and I are embarrassed by my use of the term “maguffin”…
  • Next
    The Worst Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 10/11/07
    In which Dave, Joel, and I predict a dark future overrun with Nicholas Cage androids…
  • A Scanner Darkly
    Uncategorized.
    Uploaded 10/07/07
    In which Jeremy Kaufman and I baste our brains with little blue flowers…
  • Screamers
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 10/01/07
    In which Jeff Tatarek and I are terrified of robotic teddy bears…
  • Dead or Alive
    The Worst Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 09/29/07
    In which Sean and I consider computer-generated brassieres…
  • Solar Attack
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 09/24/07
    In which Mom and I realize that the sky is falling…or burning…or both…
  • The Wizard
    The Greatest (Worst?) Movie EVER
    Uploaded 09/17/07
    In which Sean, Dan, and I spend an inordinate amount of time arguing about Transformers…
  • Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 09/08/07
    In which Sean and I make some heads ASPLODE…
  • Transformers: The Movie
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 09/02/07
    In which Mom and I have got the touch, we’ve got the power…yeah!
  • The Black Cauldron
    The Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 08/29/07
    In which Chad Clayton and I pontificate on the nature of self-sacrifice…
  • Mazes and Monsters
    The Greatest (Worst?) Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 08/23/07
    In which Katherine and I heed the advise of the Great Hall…
  • Jacob’s Ladder
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 08/17/07
    In which Sean and I give ample warning before dropping spoilers like it’s going out of style…
  • The Monster Squad
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 08/10/07
    In which Sean and I investigate the possibilities of lycanthrope genitalia…
  • Slither
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 08/06/07
    In which Katherine, Cousin Maggie, and I explore the romantic possibilities of a Zombie Apocalypse…
  • The Fifth Element
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 07/29/07
    In which Mom and I introduce Cousin Maggie to the wonderful world of Space Alchemy…
  • Prophecy
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 07/24/07
    In which Mom and I debate the ecological habits of mutant bears…
  • Red Dawn
    The Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 07/19/07
    In which Sean and I…WOLVERINES!!!
  • Strange Days
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 07/14/07
    In which Dave and Joel lay some fast karate on my wire-tripping brain…
  • Vanishing Point
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 07/10/07
    In which Sean and I drive from Denver to San Francisco in less than 15 hours…
  • Rollerball (1975)
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 07/04/07
    In which Sean and I wax nostalgic for the Bass Station at Astro-Skate…
  • Ghost Rider
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 06/28/07
    In which Katherine and I school Mom on her monster taxonomy…
  • The Super Inframan
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 06/24/07
    In which Mike Dent and I unleash the awesome power of Thunderball Fists…
  • The Vikings
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 06/18/07
    In which Katherine and I meditate on the Viking mythologies…
  • RobotJox
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 06/12/07
    In which Jeff Tatarek and I contemplate the Chainsaw in the Robot Groin…
  • Bloodsport
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 06/08/07
    In which Sean and I demand full disclosure regarding the activities of Frank Dux…
  • Pan’s Labyrinth
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 06/03/07
    In which Sean and I speak of dark and tormented things. Also, exploding giant toads…
  • Highlander II: The Quickening (Renegade Version)
    The Worst Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 05/29/07
    In which Mom and I poke a hole in the Ozone Layer…
  • Sky High
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 05/25/07
    In which Katherine attempts to uncover my secret identity…
  • Gymkata
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 05/20/07
    In which Katherine and I call into question the value of the Ninja Physical Fitness Regimen…
  • Labyrinth
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 05/14/07
    In which Katherine and I are cowed into submission by the power of David Bowie’s Codpiece…
  • Blue Thunder
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 05/09/07
    In which Sean and I thought we were watching Rolling Thunder…
  • The Ice Pirates
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 05/04/07
    In which Sean and I duke it out with space-cutlasses…
  • Convoy
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 05/01/07
    In which Sean and I explore bold new avenues of culinary cuisine…
  • Appleseed
    The Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 04/23/07
    In which Dave, Joel, and I scrutinize the sex-lives of bioroids…
  • Akira
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 04/20/07
    In which I finally make Mom watch Akira…
  • Serenity
    The Greatest Movie EVER?
    Uploaded 04/16/07
    In which Katherine and Sean totally take me to the wood-shed…
  • The Iron Giant
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 04/13/07
    In which Chad Clayton and I are hooked on Robo-Phonics…
  • Purple Rain
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 04/09/07
    In which Sean and I are just like our mothers. We’re never satisfied…
  • Gunhed
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 04/04/07
    In which Steve Harrison, Tim Eldred, and I are a motley crew of treasure hunters…
  • Dragonslayer
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 04/02/07
    In which Mom and I discuss gender issues and gay dragons…
  • Eraserhead
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 04/01/07
    In which Sean and I review Eraserhead…concisely…
  • Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
    The Worst Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 03/29/07
    In which Angel, George and I reference Three Amigos and pray for lesbian-kissing…
  • Van Helsing
    The Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 03/23/07
    In which Katherine, Katie, and I go wild for Spring Break…
  • XXX: State of the Union
    Uploaded 03/16/07
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    In which Mom and I condemn the Presidential Bullet-Train Initiative…
  • Godzilla vs Gigan
    Uploaded 03/09/07
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    In which Mom and I thwart the foul schemes of a race of space-roaches…
  • Trespass
    Uploaded 03/03/07
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    In which Mom and I are once again sucked headfirst into the Black Hole of Awesomeness…
  • The Million Dollar Hotel
    Uploaded 02/23/07
    The Worst Movie EVER!
    In which Mom commits an inexcusable affront to the ghost of Frank Sinatra…
  • Masters of the Universe
    Uploaded 02/19/07
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    In which Angel, George, and I contemplate the loneliness of lizard-men and feminists in thongs…
  • Streets of Fire
    Uploaded 02/13/07
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    In which Daryl, Gerald, Steve, and I are dancing for the restless and the broken-hearted…
  • The Punisher (2004)
    Uploaded 02/06/07
    Simply a Movie. (I still think it sucks.)
    In which Sean and I quibble like fanboys with diaper rash over the merits of John Travolta…
  • Master of the Flying Guillotine
    Uploaded 01/30/07
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    In which Sean learns that I was raised in Riverdale…
  • Catwoman
    Uploaded 01/25/07
    The Worst Movie EVER!
    In which Mom and I are allergic to cat-puns…
  • BloodRayne
    Uploaded 01/17/07
    The Worst Movie EVER!
    In which Angel, George, and I talk pretty about Uwe so he won’t beat us up…
  • A Sound of Thunder
    Uploaded 01/12/07
    The Worst Movie EVER!
    In which Mom and I see our dreams of time-travel crushed beneath the weight of an Allosaurus Ice Sculpture…
  • Super Mario Brothers
    Uploaded 01/07/07
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    In which Katherine and I catch the Koopas ridin’ dirty…
  • Mortal Kombat
    Uploaded 12/29/06
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    In which Katherine and I fatality the stuffing out of one another…
  • Santa’s Slay
    Uploaded 12/24/06
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    In which Sean and I spread some joyful Yuletide cheer…but not really.
  • Anaconda
    Uploaded 12/17/06
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    In which Mom and I meditate on Ice Cube and the tennets of Vaudeville…
  • Resident Evil: Apocalypse
    Uploaded 12/11/06
    The Worst Movie EVER!
    In which George, Angel, and I are rendered mindless and shambling by the latest T-Virus mutation…
  • The Lost Empire
    Uploaded 12/05/06
    The Greatest Mini-Series EVER!
    In which Julian and I imply that at least one of us speaks Esperanto…
  • Ultraviolet
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 11/29/06
    In which Katherine and I once more explore her subversive desire for vampires…
  • Commando
    The Greatest GREATEST Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 11/22/06
    In which Daryl, Dave, Joel, and I experience steel-pans, slide-whistles, and too much red meat….
  • Escape from LA
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 11/19/06
    In which Mom sand-bags me again with her theories of wrecked cities and prosthetic Adam’s apples…
  • Spider
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 11/12/06
    In which Sean and I scramble desperately for some street-cred…
  • The Punisher (1989)
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 11/08/06
    In which George, Angel, and I ponder the merits of knife boots and naked meditation…
  • Ernest Scared Stupid
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 10/29/06
    In which Sean professes his undying love for Eartha Kitt and I end up sleeping with the night light on…
  • Stealth
    The Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 10/25/06
    In which Mom and I invoke various dieties from the Indian subcontinent…
  • DOOM
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 10/18/06
    In which Sean and I unleash the unsanctioned power of the Spoiler Nuke(TM)…
  • The Rocketeer
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 10/11/06
    In which George, Angel, and I analyse Blimp-Fights and Jennifer Connelly…
  • Godzilla: Final Wars
    The Worst Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 10/07/06
    In which Mom and I forge a blazing path to the Truth despite protests…
  • Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold
    The Worst Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 10/03/06
    In which I realize that Mom totally has a thing for Han Solo…
  • Shaolin Executioners
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 09/27/06
    In which Sean and I decide that we need to take away his bull-horn, because my kung fu is stronger…
  • Deep Blue Sea
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 09/23/06
    In which George, Angel, and I wonder just what the hell they did to those sharks…
  • Zardoz
    ZARDOZ DEFIES ALL HUMAN CATEGORIES.
    Uploaded 09/19/06
    In which Mom and I realize that the Gun is Good and the Penis is Evil…
  • Silent Hill
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 09/15/06
    In which Sean and I agree that every movie needs more Ice-T…
  • Underworld: Evolution
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 09/11/06
    In which Mom and I wax nostalgic for werewolf love scenes…
  • Batman: The Movie
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 09/03/06
    In which Mom and I catch the Bat-Fever for the Battiest Bat-movie ever Bat-made…
  • The Core
    The Worst Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 08/30/06
    In which George, Angel, and I watch helplessly as George slowly loses his mind…
  • Ghosts of Mars
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 08/26/06
    In which Katherine the Matriarch totally punks my chances of being the next American Idol.
  • Dungeons & Dragons
    The Worst Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 08/22/06
    In which George, Angel, and I venture into the dark heart of El Diablo…
  • Reign of Fire
    The Greatest Worst Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 08/19/06
    In which George, Angel, and I witness the birth of Stromnir the Mighty, Friend of Children and Foe of Dragons everywhere…
  • Orca: The Killer Whale
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 08/17/ 06
    In which Katherine and I don’t realize that her microphone isn’t working properly…
  • The Fantastic Four
    The Worst Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 08/11/06
    In which George, Angel, and I ask: “But what of Doom? WHAT OF DOOOOOM?”
  • Logan’s Run
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 08/09/06
    In which Mom and I learn that there is no Sanctuary…
  • The Lost Boys
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 08/04/06
    In which Katherine and I ponder philosophical implications of undead peer-pressure and flying huskies…
  • Streetfighter
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 07/28/06
    In which I teach Katherine the dangers of invoking Ben Franklin’s wrath…
  • The Chronicles of Riddick
    The Worst Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 07/21/06
    In which Katherine and I investigate the varying levels of deadness…
  • The Dark Crystal
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 07/17/06
    In which Mom and I ponder why I constantly mispronounce the protagonist’s name…
  • Godzilla vs the Smog Monster
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 07/10/06
    In which Mom and I ponder the relationship between Cape Canaveral and a certain giant lizard…
  • American Ninja
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 07/04/06
    In which Mom and I ponder the patriotic aspects of the Deadly Art of Assassination…
  • Underworld
    The Worst Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 06/29/06
    In which Mom and I learn the strategic advantages of dual-wielding whips…
  • Alien vs Predator
    The Worst Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 06/22/06
    In which Katherine and I mourn the sinking of Atlantis…
  • Red Sonja
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 06/17/06
    In which Katherine and I ponder the merits of robot dragons and slow-exploding castles…
  • The Beastmaster
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 06/08/06
    In which Katherine and I defy this false prophecy…
  • The Ewok Adventure: Caravan of Courage
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 05/22/06
    In which Katherine and I are taught a new lession in Physics by the Black Hole of Awesomeness…
  • House of 1000 Corpses
    The Greatest Movie EVER!
    Uploaded 05/11/06
    In which Katherine and I discuss the proper etiquette for wearing a mask made of human skin…

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Have recently found your show and have quickly listened to every episode. You’re funny Paul, and apparently a fraction smarter than the average podcasting geekaloid.

Keep the shows coming. You and your motley band of associates are providers of richly amusing homegrown filmdope.

The Rob Who is English


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