Drow are Wussies
Cuddle up with a cute half-orc man slave,
because Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God
is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
OH SNAP! A MIGHTY KRAKEN!
Champagne Villains.
BARBARIAN RAGE!
FINAL THOUGHT:
Undertones!
COMING SOON!
“GRRR! ARGH!”
Is he sprinkling restorative bath salts on his master’s bottom?
There was a time when TV pilots got released as actual theatrical films. I saw both BUCK ROGERS IN THE 25th CENTURY and BATTLESTAR GALACTICA pilots as theatrical films.
Keith
July 11, 2008
This sounds 1) hilariously bad, and 2) a way of telling ADND fans “this is why we can’t have nice things.” So how long until a podcast about the animated video based on
dork at large
July 12, 2008
Unless this film has a Beholder I refuse to see it. Its just not D&D unless you have a Beholder.
Eduardo M.
July 12, 2008
Using the Beholder criteria, is Big Trouble in Little China a D&D film?
Keith
July 14, 2008
No, Keith, it is not. However, use of a Beholder makes the film 10x cooler.
Eduardo M.
July 14, 2008
So I guess this is the Big Month Of Dino?
DensityDuck
July 14, 2008
I don’t know…a party of adventurers…underground catacombs…wizards…monsters…all it’s missing is Tom Hanks in a pair of Elven Boots of Jumping +3 having to be talked down off the top of a building by Chris Makepeace.
Keith
July 15, 2008
THERE’S BLOOD ON MY KNIFE!
Andrew
July 15, 2008
When are you going to review fight club
DO UIT please…
Tyler Durden
July 16, 2008