Spirit-Jaguar Can’t Protect Your Chickenbag.

Posted on March 29, 2008. Filed under: Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Zombies | Tags: , , , , , , , |

The 'Greatest' Movie EVER!
Don’t inhale the Voodoo Powder, because
The Serpent and the Rainbow is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
This film contains:
It's not so bad...
Bill Pullman on Voodoo Drugs.
Hey there!
Friendly Corpses.
ARGH!
TORTURE!
I see what you did there...
JAGUAR IS WATCHING YOU.
See, he's smiling.
Zakes Mokae, a Nice Man with Happy Feelings, All of the Time.
COMING SOON!
COMING SOON!
All John Rambo wanted was a cup of coffee…

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Your reviews are great. I hope that your review of first blood will contain an indepth discussion as to the potential motivations of Brain Denehey?

Ian
March 30, 2008

Ah. Nothings brings a Saturday to a wonderful close like listening to a podcast, especially when the co-host is Katherine the Great.

Eduardo M.
March 30, 2008

Bill Pullman on drugs! Woo hoo! How did this man make it to President of the US in ID4? The cover of this movie scared me plenty when I was a little ‘un. Never did have the gumption to rent it.

Also, just to annoy Sean, I can’t wait to hear the First Blood podcast! Especially since I wasn’t able to go see John Rambo in the cinema despite getting a command to go see it by my high priest, Daryl Surat. Please Paul, save me! I don’t want to put in the coffin again!

eeeper
March 30, 2008

Don’t worry, Sean’s not on the First Blood podcast. Mwahaha.

Karaoke Ninja
March 30, 2008

Hurray! The triumphant return of Katherine the Great! We missed your sassy attitude and the fact that you walk all over Goob.

Kidder
March 30, 2008

I hate all of you oh so much.

Just for that I am going to give Paul some LSD and turn this show into the Greatest Gilmore Girl Episode Ever Podcast!

Hollywood
March 31, 2008

“Don’t worry, Sean’s not on the First Blood podcast. Mwahaha.”

If Daryl Surat isn’t co-hosting this one I fully expect carpet dramabombing.

Jeff Tatarek
March 31, 2008

Then expect carpetbombing.

Karaoke Ninja
April 1, 2008

I prefer the combined power of the duo simply known as “HwaCHA!”

Kidder
April 1, 2008

Katherine! Woo hoo!

Gin
April 1, 2008

So finally listened to this. PAUL. My mom made my whole family sit through this movie when I was about 18 and I remember it being boring and awful, but really, the ONLY thing I remember about it is the nail through the nuts! How could you forget that?

Also, Katherine is still incredible.

Karaoke Ninja
April 1, 2008

I believe the more acceptable scientific name for scrotum is “ham dangler.”

Keith
April 2, 2008

And I don’t know about vooodoo dust, but good ol’ fashioned American corpse powder is blown into the face.

Keith
April 2, 2008

Wow, that was Bill Pullman? Hard to imagine that Lone Starr was in a zombie movie.

DensityDuck
April 3, 2008

If you are interested in owning a real piece of vo voodoo, I can hand-assemble a mojo bag (gris-gris) for you. Go to my web site, MojoMambo.net
Take care! I really do mean that. Best regards, MojoMambo

Mojomambo
June 1, 2008

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